Butt Guy

Honestly, I've always been more of a butt guy rather than a boobies guy. It's just easier to hold a butt. Grab a butt. Spank a butt. I've decided to convert all the dust from my 8 years of consistently losing in crypto into @Buttcoin. Good luck to Barry Oners and all Buttcoin holders, and may God have mercy on my soul. #Buttcoin

@FauzKhalid Ai lol

Iran attacks US base in Kuwait. Iran was underestimated and this arrogance is now backfiring.

@elonmusk You’re cute #buttguy

Cute

@elonmusk You finally doing something about bot accounts?

Major update to the 𝕏 AI recommendation algorithm rolling out next week. This will be open sourced at the same time.

@zerohedge I remember missing that short. Would have been legendary to catch.

What a shock from the company that not long ago was also busted for accounting fraud

@Xking332 lol that’s funny Here’s your teddy bear, I’ll leave the night light on for you too buddy.

Soon there won’t be food. There won’t be fuel. Stocks will go to zero. Most metals will go to zero. Everything you thought was safe gets wiped out. Bitcoin will survive. The middle class will be crushed. People won’t even be able to afford to eat. They will be hungry for weeks. Companies will go bankrupt. Jobs will disappear. And when people get desperate, crime will go up. There will be murders and robberies. And the system will normalize them. Governments will convince you it's ok. This is the collapse phase. We’re heading straight into one of the darkest periods of humanity. The only way out is the war has to end before it's too late.

So we all agree that if your major is overwhelmingly replaced by automation and your job prospects evaporate, you should get reparations, right?

@Bitcoin_Teddy PPP was full of scams It seems that you should just scam in this country. They don’t do anything to people. Pathetic low trust society.

“I watched families lose their livelihoods… then I found out billionaires got bailed out” Jay-Z, net worth $2.5 billion, took a $2.4 million PPP loan. Tom Brady, net worth $300 million, took a $960,000 PPP loan — and had $972,000 forgiven (taxpayers even covered the INTEREST)

@RonSwanonson Gold about to close its third red week in a row Not good for @PeterSchiff

If gold really did top a while back… Bitcoin could delete faces in a couple months. Just like the last 2 times

@DipWheeler Screw you now I gotta play it again

something like this would be extremely effective.

@dailydirtnap True?

Red states are eliminating income taxes, blue states are raising them. It's going to be amazing to see what this country looks like in 20 years.

@bushontheradio Not a particularly enjoyable experience I’m sure

About to eat a whole pack of beetroot. Your thoughts on this please.

@tysen Skill issue

You hear about the guy who put $400 into a memecoin and made 100k, but you don't hear about the hundreds who put $1000 and are left with $0.14

@BernieSanders Nobody wants those jobs. New technologies create new industries create new jobs. The market has to create new jobs. If you need a job rn, you should identify what new jobs might be created, and train yourself in them. You’ll be ahead of the curve. Just a thought.

Jeff Bezos, worth $234 billion, plans to replace 600,000 Amazon workers with robots. Now, he wants to spend $100 billion to fully automate not just his warehouses, but factories in the U.S & other countries. Oligarchs are waging all out war against workers. FIGHT BACK.

Two doses of magic mushrooms degraded my sperm count from the 99.6th percentile to the 77.7th. This may be a first-in-human observation. Context: we ran the most quantified magic mushroom (psilocybin) experiment ever conducted. We were asking if psilocybin is a longevity therapy. After seeing the data, we think it is (see reply post for the experiment summary). Also, like most things biology: the results are complicated. My data suggests that the magic mushrooms (psilocybin) negatively impacted my fertility markers. Before the first psilocybin dose my motile sperm count was at 99.6th percentile for men under 25 years of age, it dropped to 77.7% and partially recovered to 89.3% following the first dose, and second doses, compared to the same age cohort (numbers compare similarly to my age cohort as well). 3 days following my second dose (first dose 25 mg, second dose 28 mg) . Motility: dropped 51% . Total count: almost unchanged, dropped by 2% . Total motile count: dropped 52% . Normal morphology: dropped by 50% 20 days post 2nd dose, the pattern continued, with typical latent effects on total sperm counts Motility: recovered back to -2% of pre-psilocybin baseline: . Total count: dropped by 38%, latent effect. . Total motile count: remained inhibited at -39% of pre-psilocybin baseline, (despite motility normalizing, due to the total count drop) . Morphology normalized to -10% of baseline levels. Reduction in free testosterone might have contributed to the effect. While total serum testosterone increased by 30% 3 days following the 2nd dose (neither FSH or LH were meaningfully affected either), and continued to be at 11% above baseline, SHBG increased by 37%, SHBG binds testosterone and reduces its bioavailability and activity. My free testosterone (direct) showed 24% and 23% drops at 3 and 20 days post 2nd dose. In light of the neuroplastic, well-being, brain reset, and systemic metabolic and anti-inflammatory benefits, the trade-off is probably worth it. Especially considering that the magnitude of inhibition has no meaningful effect on actual fertility (total motile counts above 50 million are still on the safe side). This is a first-in-human observation, to our knowledge there is no published human clinical study demonstrating that psilocybin diminishes male fertility markers. General mechanistic evidence exists for recreational and psychoactive drugs possibly inhibiting fertility markers due to their effects on the hypothalamus-pituitary-adrenal axis and general hormonal reset.  Yet no direct evidence for psilocybin or other similar psychedelics inhibiting fertility markers exist. A potential mechanism for the immediate inhibition of motility could involve direct serotonergic signaling in sperm. Human sperm express multiple serotonin receptors, including 5-HT2A, and one recent study found that a 5-HT2A antagonist reduced sperm motility, suggesting that 5-HT2A may regulate motility. Psilocybin is known to bind 5-HT2A with high affinity.

@bryan_johnson Put the leeches on your morning wood, while you’re on psychedelics. Be bold. Be a pioneer.

Leeches to improve testosterone and sexual function. Will look into this and see if worth doing an experiment.

@dogeofficialceo Of course not. We’re at 70k. The slow grind up continues

Is it over?

@BullyEsq Woah 👀

Libs still think theses are the good guys lol

@LayahHeilpern Nah bro

The Strait of Hormuz carries roughly 20% of the world's oil supply. Iran has now completely disrupted it and Brent crude surged to $115 this morning. The Fed can't cut its way through a supply shock. And Bitcoin's entire bull case for 2026 was built on rate cuts coming.

@JessicaTheGreen Really horny people

Don't hate me for this but, I don't buy "poly" relationships. I think its just uglies grouping up for survival.

@Bitcoin_Teddy We’d have to cut them off from all their resources. The people that work for them - security, drivers, they’d have to willingly quit. Their money, we’d have to make it mean nothing. Be worth nothing. Nobody ever does business with them or takes their money again. How?

8 billion people on earth. Maybe 300 of them are causing all the problems. And they convinced the rest of us to fight each other instead of stop it.