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dick so bomb got me moaning the halo theme song

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

You need to touch saltwater sometimes not always grass.

feeling like this lately idk

GIRLS, WHEN DID OUR LIVES BECOME SO SERIOUS THAT WE STOPPED DOING RANDOM MAKEUP JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO BY THE WINDOW CURTAIN?

GIVE MEGAN A BAZOOKA

Crashing out in the gc and no one responds

No other candle scent is fucking with mahogany teakwood idc

"vagueposting" it's called a fucking subtweet and was the backbone of this website before you idiots got here

what if we started critical thoughtmaxxing

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

just saw a mother trying to get a toddler off the ground, she went “please stand up.” multiple times before sighing and saying “will the real slim shady please stand up” and the child finally listened HELLO ??? 😭

yes I think children are people

lookin like a damn Moth !!

the more stuffed animals you have the stronger the spiritual protection you are granted

“Are you ok” no it’s Monday tomorrow

spring you absolute freak welcome back

Twitter brand is so strong it was renamed and it’s still Twitter.

startup idea - instagram, but it only shows you photos from people you follow and in chronological order

every fucking time i walk outside it’s a different fucking season