Richard

@HLTCO Deserved to beat us yesterday too, you were decent.

In a roundabout way, so many accounts using Palace for engagement makes me happy. We’ve gone from getting pumped at home by Scunthorpe to getting trolled for having a 19 game unbeaten streak come to an end; I’ll take that. 😂

@jamesleachpoet @_billyreid @joelsheeley

@_billyreid Pull Scholes

Pretty sure Paul Scholes is pulling pints in the pub I’ve just walked into… ?! 😂

@HLTCO @joelsheeley

Just outrageous. Perfection.

@EllBretland @joelsheeley

David Moyes has won two Premier League games in six days. Everton won only three Premier League under Sean Dyche in six months.

@SteGMay I still want one already. Would prob never play it like the Switch 😆

Getting WiiU vibes here. Surely parents that aren’t well up on these things will look at this and say “you already have one” 🤷🏻‍♂️

@SteGMay Swift, Bieber and Phill Neville. Depressing.

What would the equivalent of this be today? I’m not sure there is one.

@OFalafel @joelsheeley

Americans who sound like Carabao Cup ties

@denizthetenis @joelsheeley 😅

@HLTCO @joelsheeley

Start your day with one of the greatest moments of TV ever.

@FBAwayDays @joelsheeley

2,163 Bolton fans at Barnsley last night. They sold out their allocation in 20 mins of going on sale. They were refused further allocation in fear it would give the away side an extra advantage going into the tie, leaving thousands of empty seats in the ground. Bolton won 3-1.

@RCGT4_ @Bleu__Rae @joelsheeley

Everton football club:

@michaelefc_ @SteGMay

Greatest night of my life. This club! 💙

@Phil_Lewis_ @Kitty_gawne

A Boston police officer was hurt after tumbling down a children’s slide at the newly renovated playground at City Hall Plaza boston25news.com/news/local/bos…

@Culture_Crit @Kitty_gawne

@historyinmemes @joelsheeley

Thomas Wadhouse was an English circus performer who lived in the 18th century. He is most famously known for having the world's longest nose, which measured 7.5 inches (19 cm) long. Strand Magazine, Vol. XI (published in 1896), described Wadhouse as follows: "Thus, if noses were

@sspencerukk @SteGMay

Reckon you’ve drunk more pints standing up or sitting down?

@SteGMay Insane

LOL

@NikitaBassiSNP Ljubljana / Lake Bled, Slovenia. Can’t go wrong 🇸🇮

Does anyone have any recommendations for a destination in Europe for a city break & to relax? Ideally somewhere hot during April time and not Italy as trying to go somewhere else😃

RT @HLTCO: Morning, Don’t buy The Sun. Cheers, Bye.

@SteGMay Swear me and you are the only people that can’t stand him. He’s not funny either.

“Where’s my fucking parachute?”