Chidiebube Aneke

My second son was 4.3kg in the womb I was earning so little then We had a vigil in church and the pastor prophesied “You will not have CS to have this baby, The baby will just drop! This is the word of the Lord” I shouted Amen. His mother got to the hospital and the doctor said it has to be by CS I signed the consent document immediately Baby was out within an hour I didn’t have the fund to clear the bill Assistant pastor came to visit and he said “You have no faith, why did you sign? You could have just laid your hands on the womb and command the baby to come forth” I said “That was what I did sir” He said “She had a CS, didn’t she? I said “She did sir” He said “But I was there when the word of prophecy came on Friday that the baby shall be born without stress. Today is Monday What do you mean by that was what you did?” I said “You heard the prophecy on Friday sir. The Lord told me my son will born through CS and his name shall be Zion since the month of June sir. This is August The prophecy of Friday came several months too late sir.” The assistant pastor went quiet We stayed in that hospital for forty days It took that long for me to raise the bills for the surgery The young man is in JSS2 now. You must learn to hear God for yourself

You haven’t lived till your Igbo mum hits you with: “ihe niile unu na-eme’m, ha ga-eme gị mgbe i nwere ụmụ gị.” 💀 Drop the funniest thing your Igbo mum has ever said, let’s see who wins this round 😂👇