Jackie Crawford

@CHCHNews “I would wrestle a polar bear for you” - it will be the next CDN hit song.

Police in a northern Ontario First Nation say a man who jumped onto a polar bear that lunged at his wife early this morning has been seriously injured but is expected to recover. chch.com/chch-news/man-…

@elonmusk I agree, this is cool!

This is cool

How to win at meetings 😂 instagram.com/reel/C9NrkJ3RG…

Do they make pans to be disposable these days @Starfrit_ these pans are good for 6-8 weeks max with good care ?

@yabaleftonline That is gorgeous

Women have invented another shortcut👏🏼👏🏼

@therecount When you’re trying to launder money, do you accept or cash checks in your name? @ozarks @Netflix_CA

“I'm here to inform the House of Representatives that the Oversight Committee has indeed brought forward the receipts in our impeachment inquiry of Joe Biden.” — Rep. MTG (R-GA) holds up a blown-up check image she claims is “evidence” of Pres. Biden engaging in money laundering.

@KatyaAndYourDad The Omen

@KatyaAndYourDad Please keep adding to this thread, “things my mom reacted to that I never said” it’s a good giggle. Like she just thinks you’re walking around saying nasty things about her whahaha!”

@KatyaAndYourDad They were all firsts for me- why are you hoarding the funny funny?

@KatyaAndYourDad @BenStiller 🎵🎶🎼 Monorail !!!

I actually got to work with the genius #PhilHartman a couple of times. All I remember feeling was this person is literally on another planet in terms of confidence, skill level and mastery of live comedy. He was so good. I was just trying not to mess up, wondering how someone could be that precise and relaxed. Feel lucky to have had even a little interaction. And he was really nice.

This might just look like a regular picture but whenever it pops up.. I remember that exact moment… 7 years ago my kids had just picked me a dandelion bouquet (favorite) . It was Mother’s Day. I took this picture and my ex husband just screams at me “ why are you trying look so seductive? You look like a slut. You know you’re fat and look stupid right? !” All in the car with the girls in the back seat. I can still feel it all So I will share this goddamn picture every year And for the record I don’t think I look seductive I think I look sad af

@KatyaAndYourDad We flew too close to the sun. Some of us are are going to need a little more time to wallow. I’m not going to do this again next year though, it’s too much. Yes I will. But you’re right, gotta move on.

Sour cream glazed! I’m supposed to be writing a paper so naturally I’m weighing in on the Timbit debate.

@KatyaAndYourDad Whahaha, what a weird twist, you get blocked!

@KatyaAndYourDad I knew exactly what this was going to be 😂… Ps. Mdme yes clip…. I had forgotten about that one… And, The other day I was singing “your food I diggitda …”

@KatyaAndYourDad Omg! What goes in the hole now?

@KatyaAndYourDad At the theater, it’s not streaming yet is it?

@KatyaAndYourDad Whahahah, but you can’t leave it be either,

@KatyaAndYourDad If I could double like a comment 😂