Aaron (HL)

@charlesgava_256 @CKyobutungi Not everyone is capable of original thought

Will never understand why people with money and access (and time) opt to buy fake PhDs instead of actually pursuing a real one at a university of their choice...

@SsemuwembaS @TonyNatif @KabugoEdwin 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TonyNatif @KabugoEdwin The good gentleman better be not a skirt opener or a lover of yellow yellows. Such hypocrite politicians could finish him before his tenure. Quite outrageous how one joyfully endorses one and later changes camp days after.

She switched up so fast from “I support Anita Among for her visionary leadership and integrity” to “I can’t support a corrupt politician, I’m gonna die on the Oboth-Oboth hill”. Jovia Katusiime (MP) shows that amnesia is a huge asset in our politics.

@ScholarshipfPhd 😂😂😂😂

How the PhD going? Me:

Researchers in Stockholm put a woman's egg in a dish next to sperm from two men: her partner and a stranger. Half the time, the egg pulled in more sperm from the stranger than from the man she'd chosen. This was a 2020 study from Stockholm University and the University of Manchester, published in Proceedings of the Royal Society B. Until then, nobody had shown a human egg doing this. The fluid that surrounds an egg in a woman's body releases chemicals that act like a scent trail. Sperm follow the scent. The team put samples in thin glass tubes and counted how many sperm from each man swam in. All the eggs and sperm came from real couples going through IVF treatment. The pull was uneven. Eggs attracted 18 to 40 percent more sperm from one man over another, and inside the egg's fluid, sperm built up about 10 times more than in a plain comparison liquid. The team ran the experiment over and over, and the same pattern came out every time. The bigger finding came in who got picked. In half the cases, more sperm got pulled toward a stranger than toward her partner. The same sperm performed differently depending on which woman's fluid it was in. Sperm tails have a tiny gate on them. When the gate detects a hormone called progesterone (the same hormone tied to a woman's monthly cycle), it opens and the sperm kicks into a higher gear. Each woman's fluid has its own chemical mix, so different men's sperm respond differently. Some sperm get a strong push. Others barely react to the same fluid. Roughly 1 in 4 UK couples in fertility treatment have no idea why they can't have a baby. Every standard test comes back normal. If the egg and sperm reject each other chemically, no test catches it. The cycle fails. They get no answer, and they have to go through the entire thing again. In fertilization, the egg gets its own vote. The woman never feels it happen. Half the time in this study, that vote went to a stranger.

@DrSerunjogiEmma Thanks Doc for saying it loud. Please preach louder. The depression among our slightly sisters is alarming.

The final boss of big pharma and healthcare is selling you contraceptives in your most fertile years and a dream of good life ahead if you delay child birth, then sell you very very expensive and less effective , low success fertility remedies in your late and less fertile years. Us who talk about it have been labeled the worst doctors, misogynists even when all the data is clear and at heart we care so much about women's needs. Back in the days, fertility clinics and IVF clinics was a topic only studied in medical school but not that needed in practice but currently it's a lucrative branch of medicine built on a false dream. Same healthcare that gives you free contraceptives won't give you free, not even subsidized IVF or fertility treatment. Of which IVF for example, each session is very expensive and you can have multiple sessions and all of them fail. What do I know, I'm a "misogynist" but at the end, we are the true well-wishers and try to prevent sad families sold an expensive unrealistic dream.

@RoselineKace Proof of a perfect algorithm

The Damsel puts everyone in Distress It's amazing how the male species get excited when a beautiful chick passes by.

@Iamkabareebe Wow, this is elegant

Just incase you didn’t know what I look like😩😅

You might want to join this seminar (online) hosting Dr Yahaya Sekagya, organised by the Department of Religion and Peace Studies at @MakerereCHUSS tomorrow at 11pm

Paper rejected after 4 months of peer review

@PhD_Genie 😂😂😂😂😂😂

When your paper got published

@PhD_Genie 😂😂😂😂😂

When reviewer 2 sees submissions

Dope content 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

@DrSerunjogiEmma Especially before the frontal lobe is fully developed

😂😂😂😂 she called me Dr. Dre 😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌 Reason? I said doctors shouldn't cut tubes of women as young as 25yrs, she still has a life ahead of her. Surprisingly, in the same tweet, I said, also shouldn't do Vasectomy on a 25yr man. No man has been attacking save for simps.

Basically

@kingdickse24 @SantosMwine Look closely, that set up can’t be in Mukono. AC location, TV channel, Bed type etc

@SantosMwine He rented a room with 2 beds, why???

“Uncle Santos , my wife thinks I’m in Gulu for a one-week regional conference. I’m actually in a small, quiet guest house in Mukono. I didn't go there to cheat. I went there because I’m tired. Tired of the school fees talk, tired of her mother’s constant visits, and tired of being 'the man' 24/7. I’ve spent seven days just watching football, eating roasted pork, and sleeping without anyone asking me for money. I feel guilty, but I feel refreshed. My 'conference' ends today Friday. I’ll go home 'tired' and bring her a gift I bought at a local supermarket. Is it wrong for a man to take a fake work trip just to save his mental health? - Ojok “ #MensMentalHealth

Spotlight on 🇺🇬 2026 @StateIVLP Fellow Joshua Akandwanaho of @NITAUganda, who is participating on the 🇺🇸 program on "Advancing an Open and Secure Digital Economy," to learn how America’s excellence in secure digital systems can advance commerce and innovation. Check out what he is doing in DC!

@TimKalyegira And it’s quiet

The new Kololo -- Kigo, Dec. 2023. With its Mediterranean architecture and leafy, breezy feel, this residential and recreational area next to Lake Victoria offers a glimpse into what Kampala City could be if the right minds were put to the task. Video by @TimKalyegira

If this is not by Telsa golf bag, then Telsa needs to start production asap @elonmusk

@TRonnie11 @Dartte__45 @hanstums 😂

@ecelaaron @Dartte__45 @hanstums 😂😂😂😂😂bro

As a man, buy functional items, do not spend extra money fwaa, but do not compromise on your comfort and health. Here's an example, if your aim is to get high, Nile/tusker do the same work as imported beers but half the price. Toyota does the work,a good gym is 10k/day, dates are in decent restaurants vs aesthetic restaurant. Don't waste time on brand items for garments/footwear, no one thinks you're wearing originals in Uganda even if you're, we can't tell the difference.