wojak'd

@jnnnthnn Found Waldo.

every user sends us an email when they onboard i respond to every one of them sometimes i respond so fast that people need a proof of humanity

@CourtneyMeehan3 @TheMaineWire That's what he said.

@TheMaineWire No Bushes ever

Former GOP Gubernatorial candidate James Libby has endorsed Jonathan Bush for governor: "Once I thought I was the best candidate for Governor. Now I know that there is a man who will give us more. Jonathan’s circle of contacts circle the globe. He knows that investors who fit our values will come here once Maine commits to a healthier policy environment. Other candidates have some of the key attributes necessary to be our next Governor. I admire them. In the Republican field, the choices are impressive. Yet one candidate stands well above the rest."

@redaction @sailaunderscore He's not wrong, though.

@sailaunderscore God damn I can't fucking stand listening to this guy talk

I feel we are on the cusp of flicking one of the three or so “Fix Everything Switches”, so close.

@DMcgeezak I'm with you, sir...errr...ma'am? Don't forget these god-like men, as well.

US Republicans hate men who are strong & masculine.

@AlgodTrading There's always one dude left saying "party's just getting started". That's you.

I believe max pain is in the upside now, many people left the space and pivoted to stocks Sentiments like this only happen at the bottom

@BIGDADDYKRAM @CourtneyMeehan3 You deserve a block just for posting that ghey gif.

New Rule: If I see the same random post in my feed more than once BLOCK.

@BrilaFinance @HyperliquidX Congrats!

🔥 ANNOUNCEMENT: $BRLA is now live and trading on @HyperliquidX app.hyperliquid.xyz/trade/BRLA/USDC

@DankoWeb3 @PolymarketTrade I mean it's going to zero. Out the gate.

@ech3phr0n @PolymarketTrade wym ?

9 months ago Kaito Launchpad sold $BILL presale at $200M FDV Then dropped to $100M right before the sale Then changed 75% TGE unlock to refund or 6-12mo lockup days before launch the TGE is tomorrow and here what we're looking at right now: ~ 24% TGE unlock TGE circulating supply includes: - part of the community allocation - airdrop for Binance alpha + season 1 reward holders - part of the foundation - liquidity to bootstrap trading - creators allocation Polymarket pricing FDV one day after launch: $100M - 91% YES $200M - 49% YES $300M - 20% YES the odds of the token doing 2x from presale price are literally 50/50 personally I'm not expecting much from this sale hard to believe a project that changed its rules twice days before launch can deliver 2x from an already reduced presale price what FDV are you expecting one day after launch? Link: #iS6RZAk" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">polymarket.com/event/billions…

@AshCrypto Bro, you act like this isn't just another day in crypto. No crying in the casino.

This should be ILLEGAL. $LAB token pumped 500% in just 2 days, adding $260 million to its market cap and liquidating $26.6 million in shorts. It then dumped 84% in just 8 hours, wiping out over $250 million and liquidating $17 million in longs. Majority of LAB supply is controlled by the team. Here's how this manipulation playbook works: - Make the supply float as low as possible - Start a pump, which will attract shorts. - Funding will flip negative and then push some spot demand, liquidating the shorts. - More shorts will enter, pushing funding to the max level. - Continue to liquidate these shorts and make massive profits. - Once retail believes the pump won't stop, start offloading supply. - Simultaneously, short the market and make profits from both short positions and spot dumps. - Meanwhile, retail first lost by going short and now lost by going long.

@hines_wend14462 Oh, you south asian Mainers, you.

Maine, let’s send an oyster farmer to the U.S. Senate—and kick out Susan Collins.

@CourtneyMeehan3 @hines_wend14462 Paid propaganda, you say? Nah, looks organic to me.

@hines_wend14462 Love how many of you are just copy and pasting this post. Almost like it's paid propaganda.

If $LMTS is going to go again, probably does so from here

max long $gwei

@BBC__SAM Already broken down. haaaahaaa

$GWEI IDEA 💡 Ascending Channel on H4 👀

@0xLoris Anywhere but CT people would be screaming "wood chipper!". But, here? Nah. They think he'll pump their bags so their soul is for sale.

For those of you welcoming Avi Eisenberg back to crypto twitter, you should know he was caught with thousands of images and videos of children as young as 2 years old being sexually abused. 2. Years. Old. This piece of shit should be excommunicated permanently. If you are a parent or even a decent human being, it should absolutely boil your blood seeing this subhuman filth out of prison, much less treated with decency. —- - Was Avi Eisenberg caught with child porn / Child Sexual Abuse Materials? Yes. He pleaded guilty to possession. - How much? Prosecutors said agents found about 1,274 images and videos. - How young? Reporting says some depicted children younger than 2 years old. Earlier reports say as young as 2 months. - How bad? Very bad. The judge called some material “particularly horrifying.” - Sentence? 52 months in federal prison.

@MylesGinvest OH, NO, NOT A 5% RETRACEMENT IN CRYPTO!

CZ sends his regards $ASTER

x.com/USDai_Official… hidden message do you see it ? $Chip $Ai $Usd will go up there is elite whales on this not only is it founded on the 28 the day forged in 8 day on biggest exchanges also has the triangle the 3-6-9 there is a hidden detail the high whales leave as a clue 🗝️

@ChadDKollas @Publix >2026 >pronouns >flags >no kings Mental illness spotted.

Dear @Publix Your pharmacist at Publix Pharmacy #1506 will not fill a prescription for a controlled pain medication for a patient because: 1) The patient doesn’t look “sick enough” to be receiving palliative care, and… 2) The pharmacist doesn’t actually understand the definition of palliative care. Please help fix this unacceptable situation ASAP.

@Fenrirtheicewo1 Bish can't even say

How the hell would sex even work anymore?