Sam Wilson

Ahhhh the famous @AmazonUK attempted delivery! You might as well have a notification - 'driver couldn't be arsed'. What's the point of paying for prime!

Thanks @jet2tweets - didn't know that I'd changed gender?! Presumably your CRM manager is new?! Please change it back.

Very disappointed with @VWUKPress! Have had my Buzz GTX for about 5 months now and still not got the mats! Despite many messages with @Group1VW they've still not arrived! Not impressed!!

@FabrizioRomano Who's your highest bidder Fab? Make sure you don't sell yourself short to spread your narrative.

🚨🇮🇹 Sandro Tonali was never planning an exit in January, it was also impossible on club side with Newcastle. Summer transfer window plans could be different with several clubs keen. Decision time on player side will be ahead of the window. 🎥 youtu.be/DLOfz1gjC1c?si…

@FabrizioRomano Who do you want him to go to Fab? Because whoever it is he 'will only want' them.

🚨🇳🇱 Kees Smit, one to watch in 2026 (January unlikely) with all European top clubs attentive to talented 19 yo midfielder. Understand he’s expected to cost more than reported €40/45m fee as AZ Alkmaar already rejected higher initial proposals. ➕🎥 youtu.be/SXscnfxsUaM

@lady_valor_07 Black pudding

Be honest, what’s missing?

@AutoPap The UP GTi was one of the most fun cars I've owned!

Still can’t believe VW killed the UP!

@DomScurr Queue @FabrizioRomano tweets saying Jacob Murphy 'only wants Liverpool' pasta munching tw*t

🗣️Arne Slot on Alexander Isak's struggles at Liverpool: "It is obvious and clear that we have not the profile of Jacob Murphy, for example, available at this moment at this time."

@chefsevenn Hearty

describe this meal in just one word..

@otokyo__ Chewzy

Give him a RAP name

@FabrizioRomano Did you jump up and down and scream Fab, we know you're LFCs biggest fan and after all you did your job to unsettle him in the summer.

🛑🇸🇪 Alexander Isak has scored his first Premier League goal since joining Liverpool.

@AutoPap Dark blue, gold wheels, Clio Williams style

My ducks have finally aligned and thanks to Renault I'm getting a R5 in January. Since I drove one in 2024 I've been fascinated by it. UP! is staying and going in to storage....now the tough part, which colour?

@LUDENClassics Mine does it for the other!!

Does anyone else's dog feel the need to do some sort of Cirque du Soleil style balancing act to go for a wee?

@TomBlackmore90 I know that now haha.

@ecomsam Should have given me a call!

Coincidentally, I’ve got another F Pace SVR arrive in stock 🤤 This time it’s a 2023 with just 8,300 miles on the clock and a whole host of options including pan roof, 22 inch wheels and HUD.

@TomBlackmore90 Cheers, I wanted £60k but hey ho.

@ecomsam Sounds like a very sensible price, I’d have paid that anyway…

@TomBlackmore90 I did yeah. It was / is a cracking car!

@ecomsam Did you sell it to a dealer?

@RedRoseMichelle 2 or 4

Back again with my BORING paint & wallpaper dilemmas. Which paint do you like? It’s for my bedroom, & I like 3 but I do think it’s DARK. But it’s also where I sleep…soo…. Bonus point for telling me what colour curtains would go with your paint choice 😂

@FabrizioRomano Serious question @FabrizioRomano are you a Liverpool supporter? You seem to have postive bias towards anything Liverpool related when you report.

🚨 Van Dijk: “What I've noticed over the last few weeks is that there's a lot of noise that you have no control over and we have to deal with that as team”. “Some of the takes are ridiculous, but you deal with it. Outside noise can reach certain players, but we stick together”.

Let's take a moment to thank Isak! Thank you for your selfish, unprofessional behaviour because you sir have made us find an absolute superstar #nufc #Woltemade