Cooper Smith

Bluesky seems like it’s at least close to critical mass and, as such, the move. Hope to see y’all over there, my handle is the same as it is on here 🤠

@awfulannouncing @ZaslowShow

Kendrick Bourne sells out his "expensive" wife Vanessa, who was happy he hit his $500K incentive last week 🤣 💸

@Ky1eLong Jim Harbaugh nailed it when he said OL is a skill position

Frontside and backside he’s dominant

this was cool but it happened while i had a piece of apple stuck between my teeth and i couldn't get it out. being a chiefs fan is torture

The football is good right now

Against the Jets last week, Buffalo Bills running back Thurman Thomas broke O.J. Simpson's career rushing record. The week before that, he surpassed Simpson in career touchdowns. Next up for Thomas? An attempt to kill three people at once!

@janecoaston 10)don’t go cave diving!

9.) Every take that lines up with whatever the take-haver was writing about/saying beforehand -- I generally disregard.

A couple of things, as I see them: 1.) Trump won by a lot in a lot of places. That's just what happened. There was not one singular reason, not one neat trick, just a lot of factors all playing in. 2.) There are no eternal victories in politics. Trump has widened the GOP tent to such an extent that there are people who voted for him for precisely contrasting reasons and it'll be... something to see how all that works out (to wit: thespectator.com/politics/meet-…) 3.) I grew up in a swing state that turned red. A thing I learned from that is that most people don't agree with me or share my politics. It is useful to remember that more generally. "If only x had done y" is based on your understanding of both x and y, and that can be and is often wrong. 4.) I am going to be posting here less, and generally just about sports. I've been on this platform for sixteen years and I think that it has changed me in ways both good and bad. I also think that it has not proved to be helpful in understanding... anything. 5.) My mom is dying of ALS. She had a feeding tube installed last week but there was a problem and it was very, very scary. Being alive is good. Finding an interior life that you can protect is even better. 6.) There are people on here who will find deep validation of the stuff they already think in the results from yesterday. I think that is generally not how to think about politics. 7.) Culture wars are unwinnable and unloseable. The people who seem gleeful right now will become enraged in ten seconds because someone is going to do something they don't like somewhere. Performative outrage is a performance, but for some people now it is their life. Sad! 8.) Go Blue still means Go the University of Michigan.

this came up on my tl and i started playing it and my gf said "what are you watching" and I physically couldn't say it. I could not make myself utter the words "Baby gronk in a car shit talking the Rizzler" I had to deflect

@TheTillTime Men's college basketball isn't good

@ecoopersmith I’m confused. Is it March?

The basketball is good right now

Chipmunk standin like he know he got that shit on

Tell her Bron still doin it lol

@dirtbagqueer Always does

@madcardinalfan @Cardinals @MLB

@Cardinals @MLB Back to back bad seasons, and you guys are gonna go woke. Bold choice

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Mets fans embracing Grimace, a literal cartoon mascot named after the facial expression that I most closely associate with Mets fans, is poetry of the highest form

10/10

progressive field gotta be louder than a modified subaru rn

@lawhead_matthew @SickosCommittee x.com/jakeandball/st…

What the hell is this podium