Fast Eddie

@Playteaux1 Nah. Its all mail in ballots. He will be defeated by fraud

This is Genius! Spencer just might have a chance!

@drinkonsaturday This was clearly staged

Boating etiquette is a real thing—especially on that first calm morning run when the lake’s glass and everyone’s chasing that perfect sunrise pull. You don’t randomly sweep in close and hose someone down. Not when they’re running a ’70s-era flat-bottom with a big-block, open headers, and throaty pipes that sound like thunder rolling across the water. That old skimmer can throw a rooster tail right back at you like revenge from the gods. Get too cute and those straight pipes will blow your ear drums out while the spray you sent comes back twice as hard. Every driver eventually gets their watery just desserts. Respect the line, respect the wake, and keep the throttle smooth. Out here, karma floats—and it’s got a wicked rooster tail. Don't feel bad at all. It was more than deserved.

@cicero_mn This post 👎

Aldi sucks. You need a quarter for the cart. 👎 The cashier is sitting down. 👎 No bags. 👎 After shopping at Aldi, you need to go to a real grocery store to buy everything they don’t sell at Aldi. 👎 One positive: you don’t have to return the cart because the people that shop at Aldi will fight over a cart with a quarter in it.

@chiefschicktx Its one of the guys in the stands

Why is this even a question? No one was complaining about having any of these guys under center in their prime (in some cases past it). Who is worst of the best? Don't we have better things to argue about?

@AnthonyCumia He’s awfully frail to be acting like that… certainly doesn’t LOOK tough

Oh man, this guy needs an attitude adjustment. He should have been dealt with right then and there.

@TiffanyFong Mr clean. Duh

@Elizabe10196741 @libsoftiktok Because if you’re a westerner, muslims are villains. Their endgame is to rule the world with sharia law. It shall enter every home, by force if necessary. It’s not compatible with western civilization in any way

@libsoftiktok You have a lot of blame in this, you've spent time and time again vilifying Muslims. Taking away their humanity, getting paid to tweet zionist propaganda and wonder why this would happen. What a shitty person you're are. Your comeuppance is coming sooner or later

BREAKING: Footage shows an individual lying in a pool of blood after a shooting at the Islamic Center of San Diego

@ChaseDaniel Those go hard

The maiden voyage…

@Janet_sm145 Descaled? Like a fish?

She definitely descaled the situation 🔥🤣

@ClayTravis But Kansas city still hasn’t had one.

As a kid born & raised in Nashville, at a time when we had no pro sports & Vandy basketball was the best sports venue in the city, the idea we would ever host a Super Bowl would have been outrageous for my entire childhood. But here we are, Super Bowl 2030 is coming to town.

@JustJenRX Grady is hilarious. “So we shot him. He’s graveyard dead”

If Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd ever ran for Governor, I’d move to Florida immediately.

@Aku_700 @snowstormyou Im sorry, WHAT? Who hired an obvious sexual deviant to work in their daycare?

🚨 Trans Daycare Worker Abuses Baby – Walks FREE! A biological male identifying as Maria Childers, a former daycare worker, inappropriately touched an infant during a diaper change and made explicit sexual remarks. Originally facing serious felony charges, he pled guilty to a misdemeanor and received NO jail time — just a conditional discharge. Child safety is being sacrificed for gender ideology. Our kids deserve better.

@dsonoiki @rasmr_eth Usually. He’s kind of smart

@rasmr_eth he’s right

@stevebyrnelive @Nike I stopped buying nikes. New balance makes amazing runners

It’s truly disappointing to spend over $200 for a pair of @Nike running shoes & literally after a dozen wears the back end just blows out??? WTF?

@iFightForKids Lol. Its Ironic that you put bad people in jail for a living and she hits you with this. Funny

they chimpin out

@BillyChuck_12 @DonutOperator @Breaking911 Either way he copied it word for word and presented it as his material with no credits. That’s lame

@eddiesmoneys @DonutOperator @Breaking911 That’s not an original joke to begin with so either way it would have been a repeat joke. However, that’s a strange “rule” for yourself lol it doesn’t seem like something really worth worrying about too much.

BREAKING: Two U.S. Navy jets collided mid-air and exploded during the Gunfighter Skies Air Show at Mountain Home Air Force Base.

@AustinRealtor True. This happened to me. Spent 5k on the plumber and 5k on concrete work to fix it.

😳 $250 Sewer Camera Inspection saved my buyers $8K minimum repair! When you are buying a house, get a sewer scope. Every time!!! New build? Still scope it. Pipes replaced? Still scope it. ‼️The sewer line is underground. A standard inspection cannot see it & failures are not $300 fixes. They can easily be $5k - $30K dollar surprises. I have buyers under contract on a 1970s home in Austin. All of the pipes & electrical have been replaced & upgraded… no need for a sewer scope… WRONG! We found multiple bellies in the sewer line which are low spots where waste collects. To repair the line we have to move iron plan and go through a limestone retaining wall which will tear up landscaping OR tunnel. They were caused from trees growing above the line and pushed it down over time. 🔵 New does not mean correct slope. 🔵 Repaired or replace doesn’t necessarily mean everything was fixed. 🔵 Settlement, roots, and heavy equipment can wreck a line fast. On another house a previous seller had a receipt for cast-iron being replaced, but when it was scoped, there were still cast iron sections. Get the sewer scoped. Negotiate with proof. Sleep better. #austin

@DonutOperator @Breaking911 Bummer. I have a rule about unfollowing Joke thieves. This ones tough. ✌️

@Breaking911 That’s how baby jets are made

@MaryTilesTexas @BillyM2k There could be a treasure chest full of gold coins in there, Im still a hard pass.

@BillyM2k I’ll never understand this or cave going at all 💀

cave diving is stupid

@Mattyshots11 @JoeyRiveraUSA Bouncers don’t do that…they bounce your ass themselves. You hire bouncers so you don’t have to call the cops. But I believe you about the women telling you no

@JoeyRiveraUSA No that’s awkward. I prefer to cause a scene and have the bouncer hit me with a “You have to leave this property immediately or we’re calling the police” You then ask the lady if she would like to accompany you, She will most likely say no.

Do people actually say “let’s get out of here” to people they just met at the bar