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This is all you need to know about me

Ive not been on here for some time, but Charlie needs help and shes worth making an exception for. gofundme.com/f/charlies-urg…

@jimmisimpson @ChristianSlater @hardwick So whos gonna cast you as brothers? The plot isnt really important, it just needs to happen

Finally met one of my all-time favorites! Thanks for bein so darn cool @ChristianSlater. Nice 📷 @hardwick. #Esquire

🎵Lick my balls and thats not nearly all.. Tainted love🎵

@OJGriff68 @mmpadellan Its you isnt it, youre the obscurity.

@mmpadellan You really have nothing. Obscurity is calling for you...

The guy is 53 years old. He's almost a trillionaire. He employs many thousands of people. He's running multiple billion-dollar businesses. He's made the "heart with hands" gesture. 🫶 He's had access to the same historical information we all have since grade school. And, just two days before Holocaust Remembrance Day, he tells Germany's AfD it's time to move "past guilt" of the Holocaust. And you want US to believe that he doesn't know what the fucking sieg heil salute is? Get the fuck out of here with that gaslighting bullshit.

@mmpadellan His grandparents were actual Nazis, he knows.

@ianxshaw so sorry to hear about your uncle. He was my childhood doctor and my mums childhood doctor before me.

@AshySlasheeDB Skips.

Mark Hamill. What comes to mind?

Translation: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Yes, cut the racism crap now!

@AuntyDonnaBoys You bloody boys. @AuntyDonnaBoys

Aw mate maybe just a little bit of pud.

Thankfully I hadnt actually shit the bed. Ive not posted on here in a long time as have switched to bluesky but I wanted to tag P&T, let them know I was thinking of them.

Noisy pile and Penn said Jeezus I cant believe you just did that! Then I woke up

@terrycrews @JaszVegas grabbed @MurpleMeowFace so he could get a selfie for his instagram.

@terrycrews I think It was some kind of a promotional competition or something, I said Id invite you in but our flat it tiny and we have no space so youd never fit, but wait right there, and I yelled to @JaszVegas Terry Crews is as the door, then I threw the boxes onto the sofa and

@Trey_Explainer It continued to suck till the end of time

Genuinely wondering what happened to this particular xenomorph at the end of Prometheus

@HowHorseyMove @CowboyPensive @Trey_Explainer To be fair yes that could be me, I do have that hat and hoody and the Tshirt is my colour.. wait is that me?

@eddytheaxe @CowboyPensive @Trey_Explainer But sometimes?