John the programmer.

Less than 12 hours to 2023. If you want to become a front-end-dev next year this thread is for you.

@vahphor @iamvictor_ec no, she just felt attracted to him.

@iamvictor_ec Expecting something because of gala and Pepsi? lol

Back in my 400-level days, I met a girl who had just gained admission into my school. She was a fresh 100-level student, in her early 20s, and we quickly became close. One day after school activities I invited her to my house, when she arrived I offer her Pepsi and Gala,she drinks it I help with some tutoring her about course . I was watching her body movements to i quickly crab her and kissed her four head she looks me we started kissing our self, I removed my trousers she brings out my dick, she saw my dick for the first time she was afraid and scared at same time, I have to tell her that I will do it small, she insisted I have to pet her she agreed and started from suckling my dick....

@bigOracle_ He know how to do business and bring what customers want and have enough cash to run the business. my shop is always busy from 7am to 11pm u will see more than 10 people lining up, other shops around hardly have 2 to 3 customer waiting. I don't do JUJU at all.

During my apprenticeship(Boy) days, I was serving this Igbo business man who owns a unisex boutique in main market onitsha. He had this juju (voodoo) he always prays and pour bitter kola and shnapps on in his shop. It’s hidden right under his table. Even before he opens his shop he would make some incantations and enter the shop with his back. Then before he opens the back door he’d say same incantation with water in his mouth, not any kind of water, there’s this particular water he uses, then he spit out the water after the incantation. Immediately after that ritual, customers start trooping in. we barely had time to eat nor rest. He also supplies cloths to retailers. I still find it had to believe black magic doesn’t work. That everyday ritual drives traffic to his shop till date. While others hail him thinking it’s just his lucky day or it’s God’s favour

@Jamescleffs @TJkings01 u can connect from anywhere now.

@TJkings01 Mr installer u said what? How can u configure device in two different locations pls ......to my knowledge the one are home is the primary, the one in office that is the secondary right. The secondary need the primary for configuration thereafter u can take ro a remote location

My client caught his wife having sex live on CCTV I installed for him in their sitting room. It happened that I went to install CCTV camera and electric gate for one of my clients that lives in the islands, the day I came for the installation, the only person around was the man’s gateman and house help, they told me he and his wife went for a vacation, so after installation I left the place awaiting their arrival so I can program the whole thing to their devices, I never knew his wife wasn’t aware of the whole setup.

@kenbmartin @TheCaptainEli Is that not how to sustain a country manufacturing industries. the more u outsource the more poor ur country is going to be but the importers are still going to be rich, but u can manage to keep ur manufacturing running people can still get Job to take care of themselves.

@TheCaptainEli Tesla would not survive a fair competition with Chinese EV makers like BYD and Xiaomi on a level playing field. Protectionism saves them!

Tesla alone sold 117,300 EVs in the US — more than ALL other EV makers combined (99,099). GM + Hyundai + Toyota + Rivian + Ford + Lucid + BMW + VW + everyone else… still couldn’t beat Tesla’s single-quarter numbers. Tesla outsold the entire rest of the industry by over 18,000 vehicles.

@eezharhh @Wizarab10 then stay house we will provide. My woman goes to work so I'm, if she can't cook and take care of our child she should hire a house help.

@Wizarab10 Men are meant to provide for women

You don't have sexual needs abi the bills does not cover you? Are the kids not your own too abi you're not eating from the food you cook?

@Yoga_Queen01 @Teejumolaa not when u are starving in a desert far from where money can saved u.

@Teejumolaa Even if I’m starving, Wlh I won’t touch that food. It’s disrespectful and it shows whoever served that meal has absolutely no regard for me.

This is a very disrespectful way to serve anyone food. If you can’t dish the stew into a separate plate, then don’t bother serving me at all. 😏

@yalepromax @SamuelAsein @Wizarab10 e no really worth m.

@SamuelAsein @Wizarab10 Yeah just that I wanna use my last last and not borrowing lol

Rich neighbourhoods are isolating. Everyone is walled up inside their houses. They all drive cars when going out. There is little chance of connecting be suse theybare either inside or driving out. That is why they join clubs so they can connect. It is in poor and middle class neighbourhood that everybody knows everybody.

@Pejuola_a @Clvnik it's not even that hard to switch account. it could be another reason.

@Clvnik Hmmm interesting

I hired someone for a role. Waited 2 months for him to resume. Day 1, onboarding started and the moment I mentioned he would be assigned a work laptop, his whole mood changed. He tried to talk me into using his personal laptop instead. I told him it’s not our practice. He accepted, collected the laptop and carried on with his onboarding. By close of work, he stopped by my office to keep the laptop and said he came with his own and couldn’t carry both home. I collected it and bade him goodbye. That evening, I got a text that he wouldn’t be joining. Someone I waited 2 months for. From my observation? He didn’t resign from his current job. The company laptop would have blown his cover. He couldn’t run two jobs with two different laptops sitting on his desk.

@joesteve__ DELL G5 9TH CORE i7 16gb Ram 1tb storage 6gb graphic card. I think is 2.5ghz running smoothly.

When buying a laptop for real performance and efficiency, focus on four things that actually matter. Generation > core count > Ram > processor speed. Let me break them down. Start with generation. This is the most misunderstood part. A newer generation chip is usually faster and more efficient than an older one, even if the older one sounds more powerful. For example, an 8th gen Core i5 can outperform a 6th gen Core i7 because it has better architecture, improved multitasking, and smarter power management. Next is core count. More cores mean the laptop can handle multiple tasks at once without slowing down. Many older i7 processors have fewer cores than newer i5 chips. That’s why a newer i5 can feel smoother when browsing, coding, editing, or running several apps at the same time. Then comes RAM. Think of RAM as the space on your table while doing homework. The bigger the table, the more books and notebooks you can open at the same time without stacking them on the floor. If the table is small, you keep rearranging things and everything slows down. RAM decides how many apps, browser tabs, and background tasks your laptop can handle smoothly. With 8GB RAM, basic work like browsing, documents, light design, and coding can feel smooth. But once you open many tabs, apps, or heavier software, the laptop starts to struggle. Even with a fast processor, low RAM forces the system to pause, reload, and feel laggy. More RAM simply means less waiting and smoother multitasking. Now let’s talk about processor speed. Processor speed is how fast your laptop can think and finish tasks. But it’s not just one speed. There is a normal speed it runs at, and a faster speed it can jump to when you need power, like when opening an app or exporting a file. Some processors can only run fast for a short time before slowing down to avoid overheating. Newer processors are better at staying fast longer without getting too hot. For example, an older processor might feel quick at first but slow down after a few minutes of work. A newer one stays steady and smooth. This is why a newer 2.4GHz processor can feel faster than an older 3.0GHz one. It’s not just about the number, it’s about how smart and efficient the processor is while working. What’s your laptop generation, core, RAM, and processor speed?

@razlm10 @karthikponna19 AndroidStudio crash my 4gb ram start up Laptop. my 16gb run it smoothly.

@karthikponna19 GTA V - 8/16 GB GTA 6 - 16/32 GB To Open Android Studio or Discord - 128GB minimum 💀

as a developer, how much RAM is enough for you ? 1) 4 GB 2) 8 GB 3) 16 GB 4) 24 GB 5) 32 GB 6) 64 GB+

@BendikMatej @karthikponna19 but it can get the job done.

@karthikponna19 I currently have 16GB, but it's not enough for me in some cases.

@prof_JJ_LE @msizi_bhubesi Take them to their biological father. let the second take care of his own.

@msizi_bhubesi The kids must eat

Baby daddy. Stepfather.

@esin_oliver @AremuBlack @_kammie11 China start with the lowest quality possible and today they are... let them find market for their least quality and keep improving.

@AremuBlack @_kammie11 Anything worth doing is worth doing well. Quality will always beat quantity, like it or not. Faux Love for the country won't get us anywhere

Oohhh Now it makes perfect sense

@thatMrT @AfricaFirsts even china import machines from Italy and other country for manufacturing.

@AfricaFirsts They’re not making anything but assembling cables. The machines they’re using were imported so this isn’t industrialization.

Instead of importing from China or Japan, some young Nigerians 🇳🇬 in Kano State are manufacturing USB cables. Thoughts on this?

@StevFredA @AfricaFirsts same here it also last upto 3 to 5 months

@AfricaFirsts Yeah. Since i bought this dual cord, it charges faster than my follow come charger.

@adumetaj123 @ChuksEricE money to break your home and be single and men will start using for their sexual satisfaction. b4 u had ur own dick but now u have different dick.

@ChuksEricE What Ladies need is money nothing more 💔💔

“You see all those men in your DM telling you that you’re their life and destiny while you’re still married, once you leave that marriage, many of them will disappear. That’s when you realize you’re on your own and may end up a single mother.” -Lady shares hard-earned lessons from her experience as a single mom

@Starjessei_web3 @Teeniiola U get who GO dash dem USD?

@Teeniiola See better business Na to born remain.

Which kind exchange rate be that 😭😭

@Beverly_Beebie @PrinceArthur1st @Ony1nyechi where u wan get room do 72some orgy. hiw strong are h going to be as a man to do that? please is there a procreation in heaven or the orgy is for pleasure only? I never had 3some on earth I go start with 72. 😄😄😃🤪🤪 enjoyment full.

@PrinceArthur1st @Ony1nyechi You think he will refuse the seventytwosome

Please watch this video and tell me if anything she said makes sense. The servants, who are they? Why are they still serving others in Jannah? The husband they will give her, what will happen to his own 72 virgins? I have thousands of questions!!!! 🤦🏽‍♀️

@MasterFxme @GenZDannyboi @Naija_farmers @AhmadDacholom I buy Garri 2,500 in my area. where they sale it 500?

@GenZDannyboi @Naija_farmers @AhmadDacholom They are extorting you Nigerians, we are the one doing ourselves Garri is 500 in some places and the highest is 700 since last year!!! But some traders extort buyers because they know that the buyers don't have the price idea and they know we'll buy it any amount they call it..

More than 30 trucks returning cassava! I have never been discouraged in the farming community like this evening seeing those trucks returning the cassava they brought to pure biotech all the way from Nasarawa ,Abuja and other states ,my spirit down! If there is no market then, why are we still producing? The government needs to do more in the agricultural sector with favorable policies. ~Jerry

@flyestkaren @General_Somto You explain why my business is thriving after 4 people join me to start the same business. I have the customer b4 them. I doubt if they can sale worth my 1 week sales in a month. I was so scared when they start but God has kept my customers 4 me.

@General_Somto Everything no be juju If you check well na that one first dey sell Okpa there and already has her customers.. the other two fit don see say the woman dey con carry their tray go there.. we too dey do the sky is big enough for everyone in naija

“This Is Shocking. What Do You Call This? JUJU Or What. 3 Women Are Selling The Same Okpa At The Same Spot On The Same Road, Yet Everyone Is Buying From Just One Woman, While The Others Look On Helplessly And Beg Customers To Patronize Them.”~ Man Reacts