jess 🤦🏻‍♀️

how dare people say norfolk is a quiet, boring place

@LloydsBank This is the issue. It’s a brand new phone, it’s got nothing to do with VPNs it’s an app issue

@edge_of_summer Please also try restarting your phone. If the issue persists, please give us a call on 0345 606 6529 and a colleague will be able to look into this for you. Lines are open 8am to 6pm on all days, except bank holidays. ^Vijay (3/3)

@LloydsBank there’s an issue with your app, I’m trying to reset my log in details due to a new phone and every time you text me a code the number pad doesn’t disappear so you can’t press enter. It’s really frustrating

@craftyglassldn I’ve sold some hardbacks which aren’t out in paperback yet for like a fiver but that’s the only success I’ve had (and I would natttt call that a success)

Do books sell well on Vinted i wonder? I’ve got so many to shift

@VeryHelpers Hi - my husband place an order on 10th August and had absolutely no update, said it would arrive by 10th September, AI chatbot is no help - order no 6668 6478 9531 thanks!

The people’s champions #RaceAcrossTheWorld

26.05.25 Emma Jane Unsworth - Slags ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Animals was a seminal book for me and Slags could be the next. Emotionally charged, nostalgically whimsical, it’s a beautiful yet (I imagine) realistic story of a sister relationship and growing pains, I loved it. 🚐 5/?

13.02.25 Holly Bourne - So Thrilled For You ⭐️⭐️⭐️ I love Holly Bourne but this book was just, off. Great concept but the execution was bizarre - a random whodunnit that wasn’t needed, a ridiculous, too neat ending… sigh. I love the way she writes but it’s a no from me. 🍼 4/?

Starting a thread of all the books I’ve read in 2022. Here’s my bookcase which I need to work through but will most probably be reading very few of these but instead picking ones from the pile of books by my bed, new ones I’ve bought or swapped, or library books 🤦🏻‍♀️

@aliciaandrz 40 and taking my laughter/smile lines to mean I’m a right laugh

hi ladies. could you do me a huge favor? if you’re over 40 & have had no Botox or work done, could you drop a selfie? it seems like everyone in my life is getting anti-aging treatments & I want to see my future without them, bc I refuse.

@eurAvision I absolutely love her!

The real winner of Eurovision 2025 #Eurovision2025 #Eurovision #ESC2025

@maxrushden I thought you meant Eurovision

just finished watching the final. Even I'm crying at Palace winning it - lord knows how Palace fans are coping. Delighted for them xx

I adore her #Eurovision2025 #Eurovision

@EventBrockwell Nah I haven’t seen them tweeting passively aggressively so I think I’ll leave it but thanks!

@EventBrockwell Ahh ok, just thought I’d reach out to see if there was maybe a shred of empathy to think of a wider audience this will affect but I realise I’m not going to get very far and it’s a nice day out there! Enjoy :)

@EventBrockwell We’re just people who have booked tickets for a lovely day out, and it feels a little spiteful to talk about us “crying tomorrow”. Everyone is guilty of not knowing the facts of the local area before an event or holiday, it’s the Council who should feel the mirth, not us

@EventBrockwell Hiya! I’m not from London and I do understand that the whole situation must be hugely frustrating for you. I would ask though that you have empathy for the 1000s of festival visitors, staff etc who are completely innocent in all of this&have had their plans upended.

@davidthomas143 The whole show’s sound is so bizarre!

Is it just me or is the audio mix off for this? #bbceurovision #Eurovision2025

@our_rach doctor required in inflator room 🥹

@PatentlyPietro @PicturesFoIder I’m 40 and married so I’m afraid you’ve got that totally wrong! I called you a weirdo because if a man was looking at a woman that way, regardless of how he looked, it would be creepy, and to think it wouldn’t be is utterly weird, hence “weirdo”

@edge_of_summer @PicturesFoIder Thank you for answering my question. "Weirdo"? Pardon me for asking a question! Does your mean-girls-attitude help drown out the reminders that you're almost 40? I'd bet anything you lack a man but own a cat. It will stay that way unless you fix your unattractive personality.

This is actually so weird.. like people just genuinely decide to do this?

@PatentlyPietro @PicturesFoIder Yes you weirdo

@PicturesFoIder Question: Would she find this creepy if the men were attractive?

thanks

@RoughTrade hiya - my husband pre-ordered a record a few months’ ago for delivery on release day and it’s now over a week since release and no record (or updated tracking etc) - he’s emailed twice with no response, please help!