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(Repost) #Reaper76 #R76 SEP days 💕

(Repost) #Mautiste #Mauga #Baptiste :( I have big feelings for them 💕

danse macabre #reaper76

There is a hotel in the southern United States that employs a man whose official job title is Duckmaster. The position exists nowhere else in the world. Twice a day he puts on a red and gold uniform, takes the elevator up to the rooftop, and walks five ducks down to the lobby. They march across a red carpet to a marble fountain in front of the guests, then swim there until evening. The tradition started in 1933 when the hotel’s manager came back from a duck hunting trip with too much whiskey in him and dumped his live decoys in the lobby fountain as a prank. Guests loved it. A few years later, a former circus animal trainer working as a bellman at the hotel volunteered to look after the ducks and taught them to march. The hotel gave him the title of Duckmaster. He kept the job for 50 years. The ducks now live on the rooftop in a marble palace that cost the hotel $200,000 to build, with their own miniature replica of the hotel inside. The hotel’s French restaurant has refused to serve duck on the menu since 1981.

The mic cut out during O Canada at the Sabres game. Buffalo filled every single second of silence. Sang it word for word. This is how you tell your neighbors you see them. We love Canada. Don’t listen to the noise.

we could be friends, with a kiss and flow #reaper76 #r76

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.

According to this new Supreme Court ruling, total blue states like Colorado can draw an 8-0 blue map, Illinois a 17-0 blue map, and California a 52-0 blue map. Time to respond accordingly to this new conservative threat and give Republicans exactly what they asked for.

A review by WAPO found that Allen did not fire his gun, despite the DOJ charging him with doing so. That would also mean that the secret service agent who was struck, and is fortunately okay, was hit by friendly fire. I gifted this so you can read it. wapo.st/4tQWvNW

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN

Has anyone tried it yet? 😎

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Michael Jackson first ever Moonwalk, performing Billie Jean in 1983

Meryl Streep admite que Lady Gaga “roubou a cena” durante as gravações de “O Diabo Veste Prada 2”: “Não só tivemos a chance de conhecê-la, eu pude atuar com ela. E ela praticamente roubou a cena de mim […] ela estava em turnê mundial e voou até lá para fazer isso por nós. E só de ver como uma artista desse nível constrói uma performance ali na hora, praticamente sem ensaio, foi impressionante. Que musicista! Ela é uma pessoa maravilhosa.”

when michael jackson and britney spears performed together in 2001... the stage had never seen so much pop power. HISTORY.

The crystal clear waters of Okinawa, Japan

This brewery is offering free beer the day Trump passes. fafo 😀

🇹🇷 Black roses exist only in nature at Halfeti, Türkiye. 🥀 Black Roses get their unique color solely from the local soil composition and the microclimate created by the Euphrates. When planted elsewhere, they turn red; this mystery is exclusive to the geography of Halfeti.