Carliann

moving out of the first place i’ve ever felt truly happy….luckily it’s just to the other side of the wall

why did she do this

you could never pay me to eat a cow. which I know because people in ohio are always like, how much would I have to pay you to eat meat. no amount on earth!!!

i make more as a part time nanny than i did as a full time editor at p*blishers weekly…..whatever.

i have this theory that joni mitchell invented brain rot

woke up dead set on going to the zoo

girl clavicular named follicular

my grandpa always told me using your blinker is bad for the car

the phoebe who has her babies right outside my front door every year actually seems to not really be afraid of me anymore

the debt collector said i can text them STOP to opt out

started calling the two year old i watch “mama” like elvis and now i can’t stop. she just said “you’re so cute!” to me

just got an ad for a meal service that’s “perfect for gamers and dads” 👍🏼

yoknapatawpha county is for lovers

@PartyHkt $6.99 i swear

That’s probably 75$ worth of elastic tho

I wasn’t aware this was an option

@Corabot5000 etsy.com/listing/169944… !!!

@ediemerlots TEACH ME PLEASE

more people should be turning good will pillowcases into shorts

Four new poems by Zena Agha which "navigate two parallel but overlapping ruptures: the birth of a child and the ongoing genocide in Gaza" thekeymagazine.com/p/zena-agha-fo…

we are thriving

sometimes when she’s tired the five year old i nanny speaks to me in a way that reminds me of the drifts small reviews