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Just added another stream of passive income (My wife got a 3rd job)

When you got eight Covid boosters and now you’re going to get a hantavirus vaccine.

amanha eh segunda e nao tem feriado essa semana

I'm begging the internet to stop showing me 5 to 9 morning routines where someone drinks structured water, journals for an hour, and does ice plunges before sunrise. My morning routine is hitting snooze until the fear of homelessness physically drags me out of bed.

everyday I open this app and face humiliation

🚨 Bruno Fernandes tells Sky: “I could have left Manchester United two years ago, or three years ago, I could’ve gone last season”. “I really like to be at the club and I really think that being successful at this club is something that I would NEVER get being in ANY other club”.

The debt Moi handed to Kibaki: 600 billion. 600 billion in 40 years. The debt Kibaki handed Uhuru: 1.8 trillion. Kibaki borrowed 1.2 trillion in 10 years. The debt Uhuru handed Ruto: 8.5 trillion. Uhuru borrowed 7.3 trillion in 10 years! Legally, Uhuru was allowed to borrow only 2 trillion, but he borrowed an extra 5.3 trillion ILLEGALLY. By the time Uhuru left, we had paid 7 trillion according to an independent and verifiable forensic audit. We paid the legal 2 trillion, and also paid Uhuru's illegal debt of 5 trillion. Therefore, our balance was 1.5 trillion in 2022. However, the debt has continued to skyrocket, rising from 8.5 trillion to 12 trillion. This begs the question, who is pocketing our money? Why is the parliament not summoning Uhuru to explain this blatant constitutional violation? Why is Ruto not being put to task by parliament on why he continues to abet this illegal repayment? Why are we paying a debt that doesn't exist? Today, for every 100 shillings we collect as revenue, 96 shillings is repaying this debt. A debt that doesn't exist, builds nothing, and gives zero return on investment. We are only left with 4 shillings to pay civil servants, run the government, and build infrastructure. We are in chains. Our children deserve to be told the truth. We can't hand the country to them that is in debt, in shambles and in chains. This madness must stop!

Twitter right now 🐴🐄🐑🐓🐐🦈🐳🐷

He's in disbelief 😭😅

Me adding "Nyanya shi ngapi hapo kwenu" into a dying talking stage

Making new friends cos the old ones left me & got married

Catch me if you can!!!

When you lose, Don’t lose the lesson.

They've engineered the silence because they fear you more than they fear any judge. An informed public is their worst nightmare. So read the filings. Track the hearings. Ask the hard questions. The @IMFAfrica @KeTreasury, @NAssemblyKE, and every pen that signed these loans must answer. Some politicians waiting in the wings will not speak because they hope to inherit the same broken system. To those seeking office: this is a test of principle. You cannot inherit a system you refuse to question. We don't need their headlines to know our rights. The Constitution didn't give us a voice to whisper. The front page isn't theirs to give. It's ours to demand. Stay loud. Stay informed. The law is on our side #OdiousDebtKenya #PeoplePower #DeniBandia

It’s such an amazing phenomenon to have a genetic streak doing this one thing better than anyone else in the world, for decades. It’s really beautiful to watch in our lifetime and I hope it doesn’t end.

Video not available in my location but guess where the record is...

I’m in love with this sentence: “The best math you can learn is how to calculate the future cost of current decisions.”

Yikes... 😮‍💨

God please send me a freak that just wants to use me for sex, I’m tired of having meaningful conversations 🧎🏾‍♂️