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@romeocza Those guys can never acknowledge the truth.

Lmao, civil war started, you massacred, pillaged, co-opted minorities as a conquest. They told you what your ancestors did and you are abusing everyone. But will rush to cry victim about Hausas, while denying your own atrocities. Just say Na war, no form Saint, you evil as them

@BSAT_Properties @iOccupyNigeria It's possible she carried it by mistake.

Since fuel went above ₦1k, I have always given free lifts to the Island and back whenever I find anyone who needs it. Yesterday, one funny lady almost made me change my mind about that. I got to the junction that connects my area to the main expressway and met people there as usual. I allowed only two people in who were going my way. One guy sat with me in front, and a lady sat at the back. Before they entered, I had two bags on the back seat. One containing my laptop and work stuff, and the other was my lunch pack. I had stretched to place my laptop bag in the boot, and left the lunch pack on the back seat because I considered it less valuable. I was wrong! 😂 We got to the Island and this lady came down, carrying her bag and my lunch pack! 🤣 I only noticed because I was watching out for her safety as she got out of the car. "Madam! That's my bag!" "Ha! I am so sorry, Sir. I carried it absentmindedly, thinking it was mine." My mouth was agape for a good ten seconds as I watched her gently return the lunch pack. The other guy in front was embarrassed on her behalf and just kept quiet. The rest of the drive to the office had me thinking: was it a mistake, or did she do it intentionally, hoping I wouldn't notice? That could have been my laptop bag too. Some humans are something else, sha. You collect free ride and still want to collect free food! Wetin I go chop now? So fe pa mi ni? 🤣 © LummyLawrence🎩

@romeocza This should be a cause for concern as it indicates a loss of faith in the electoral process. When nobody contests against an incumbent,it is not a show of support but an indication that free and fair election is a farce there.

Ah ah, 10 months to Akwa Ibom Governorship election, and nobody has shown interest to run against Umo Eno. Attah had Late Ime Umanah, Akpabio had Udoedeghe, Udom had Nsima Ekere. We always have this flamboyant opposition figures...What happened this time? Nobody want waste money

@paschal2k2 Marriage sef is overrated

Honestly, I used to think it was only women that get pressured to marry. Until yesterday … My aunty actually called a family meeting for her son because he’s over 40 and still not married 😭 I went there as a good cousin, sat quietly in one corner… already calculating the food I will eat after the meeting. Not knowing I came for premium drama 🍿 After opening prayer, they called my cousin to come and explain himself. This man stood up with full confidence and said: “I’m not financially stable yet. I need more time before marriage.” Omor… Na so my aunty scream, fall down, and start rolling 😭 She was shouting: “You that have two cars and your own house?? My enemies have finally caught me!!!” Wahala My cousin now reminded her that he brought one lady years ago and she rejected her. That he’s not even interested in marriage again for now. Omor… the same aunty started begging: “Please bring her back, I will accept her!!!” I just sat there like… wow 😭 Everybody was rushing to carry her, fan her, pour water… Meanwhile me, my own problem was different… No food. After I burning fuel money in this fuel economy, I now came to sit down and watch film for free??? Wahala At the end, the family gave him one year ultimatum: “Bring a wife or we will find one for you.” I just kept quiet and faced my life… Because the way things are going for me ehn… By the time it’s my turn, my own family will not even stress themselves 😭 They will just carry me go market like: “Who wan marry? We get one fine boy here, very calm, no wahala” Aru 💁‍♀️

@PDPRepublic Which of the PDP mbok?

PDP will produce at least 27 Governors in 2027.

@Legah_tr_ Sambisa or inside Kainji forest reserve

I’m looking for a 2 bedroom flat Budget: 200k Please where in Nigeria can i find one?

@I_Am_Princeton @AbasienoSam Better now😁

@AbasienoSam @eduetok Obio Imo eh… 🤔

Need new friends in Uyo,Akwaibom ? Reply with your location⬇️ Oron road Nwaniba Abak road Aka road Aka etinan Aka itiam Ewet Housing Shelter Afrique Ikpa road Osongama Nsikak eduok (2 lanes) Edet Akpan (4 lanes) Udua ekpa Baracks road Udo Udoma Nepa line Ikot ekpene rd Uruan street Idoro road New stadium road Obi omo Nung udo Ibesikpo Mission road Ring road

@AbasienoSam Lol, definitely not spelt 'Obi Omo'. Don't let me think you are not an Akwa Ibomite...

@AbasienoSam Is there any where known as 'Obi Omo' in Uyo?

@PoojaMedia Aside him paying the guy back his money with interest, shouldn't he be prosecuted for the crime of forgery and obtaining under false pretence?

Someone was sc@mmed N650m since 2+ years on a land, VeryDarkMann stepped in, petitioned the new IGP & the defaulter has started paying to the point that he will pay N150M worth of interest on it. Someone that has been ignoring calls, suddenly attends to calls when VDM stepped him. This country ehn.

@ani_danielson This is the truth. Ughelli ,Sapele, Agbor, Oghara, Oleh, Warri, all gives the vibes of capital cities.

I've moved around a lot of towns in Delta State, and there are a lot of places you can comfortably live outside the capital. I don't think any other state in the South-South has it like this😕 You can move from Asaba to Oghara at another extreme and you won't really feel it😕

@CAF_Media This is nonsense

The CAF Appeal Board decided that in application of Article 84 of the Regulations of the CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON), the Senegal National Team is declared to have forfeited the Final Match of the TotalEnergies CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON) Morocco 2025 (“the Match”), with the result of the Match being recorded as 3–0 in favour of the Fédération Royale Marocaine de Football (FRMF). cafonline.com/news/caf-appea…

@instablog9ja This is a fact, a friend who's a PhD holder is currently receiving less than 100k salary working as senior correspondent in one of the major media organizations in the country. It's very pathetic.

PhD holder sheds tears over the salary he was receiving as a lecturer in a private university in Nigeria

@Imranmuhdz I think the name Preye Egbetokun is a mistake,the correct name should be Preye Egbe. He should be an ijaw man from Bayelsa state.

The Police Service Commission has Promoted 13 CPs to AIGs, 17 DCPs to CPs. 13 Commissioners of Police (CPs) promoted to Assistant Inspectors-General of Police (AIGs): 1. Emmanuel Christopher (former CP, Yobe State) 2. Joseph Eribo (former CP, Ekiti State) 3. Dantawaye Miller (former CP, FCT) 4. Uche Henry (former Director, National Cyber Crime Centre) 5. Olarenwaju Ogunlowo (former CP, Ogun State) 6. Muhammad Dahiru (former CP, Jigawa State) 7. Dankombo Morris (former CP, Adamawa State) 8. Bello Shehu (former CP, Katsina State) 9. Ibrahim Maikaba (former CP, Zamfara State) 10. Ahmed Musa (former CP, Sokoto State) 11. Olohundare Jimoh (former CP, Lagos State) 12. Simeon Akpanudom (former CP, Anti-Fraud FCID Annex Lagos) 13. Haruna Olufemi (former CP, Oyo State) Deputy Commissioners of Police (DCPs) promoted to Commissioners of Police (CPs): 1. Abdulrahim Shaibu 2. Abbas Sule 3. Ojugbele Adebola 4. Preye Egbetokun 5. Kayode Magaji 6. Adebisi Lateef 7. Markus Basiran 8. Silas Aremu 9. Sylvester Uzoefuna 10. Magaji Ismaila 11. Theodore Obasi 12. Sarah Ehindero 13. Hayatu Hassan 14. Mohammed Babakura 15. Danjuma Yahaya 16. Rebecca Okereke

@instablog9ja Your wife is probably suffering from a childhood sexual abuse trauma. You need to get her to open up and talk it out coz it can cause serious damage to your marriage.

Man shocked at his wife’s reaction after he attempted bathing their daughter

@CleverNation23 @BobMfonmma Impotent imp!

@eduetok @BobMfonmma Nicomikpu nne gi

We are from the same ancestors. Siblings that went different ways

@CleverNation23 @BobMfonmma Who invited a brainwashed ipobian here? Nincompoop.

@eduetok @BobMfonmma Who's this foool

@NotAHardGuyYet @BobMfonmma There are lots of books online on the topic, but you can read a little clip of it here via Wikipedia; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aro-Ibibi…

@eduetok @BobMfonmma Where can I read about this?

@ANnadiotu @BobMfonmma I never said so,but is Arochukwu part of Abia state? For your information,the communities in present day Abia state can't even claim one origin!

@eduetok @BobMfonmma I feel you think Abia is just Arochukwu or so

@BobMfonmma Good! I rest my case

@eduetok Definitely