Eddie Shore

@haralabob @rawsalerts lemme get some pillows for your knees while you’re at it, prick

🚨#BREAKING: Reddit users are issuing a fiery call to action, directing their message at conservatives, Republicans, political apologists, and non-voters, saying, ‘Her blood is on your hands. It’s time to shut this country down, and nobody should show up to work tomorrow.

@shmekie @Yankees I’m done for the year.

Holding a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk followed by hosting pedophile rapist Donald Trump on 9/11… common @Yankees L

@haralabob @AviFelman It’s awful that they directly quoted him without commentary?

Checking in on Reddit, they are already mocking him. Sick.

@JLEdwardsIII it was Tracy Morgan

Game is delated because, I've been told, a fan threw up on the court lol

@RoccoAvallone @NBA_NewYork Maybe a grievance will be filed.

@NBA_NewYork Why does he grab his nose when he doesnt get touched on his nose?

Jalen Brunson: Gets forearmed by Joel Embiid Jalen Brunson: Says "That's bulls**t" to ref not calling Rick Brunson: Directs Jalen to bench

@nyknicks @WorldWideWob @Divincenzo @MSGNetworks @KnicksMSGN how do I make this my ringtone

THE DOUBLE BANG 🤯 @Divincenzo @MSGNetworks @KnicksMSGN

@AndrewLipo @JacksonLahmeyer @RyanAFournier A little early for Christmas gift ideas but I’ll keep this in mind this holiday season.

@JacksonLahmeyer @RyanAFournier @edwardshore reminds me of my friend from high school donating to planned parenthood in my name 😂

Well… I got a letter from the Satanic Temple today notifying me that a donation had been made in my name. Not only that but they included blood on the inside of it 🤮. We are really in a spiritual war between Good & Evil. “The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it” - John 1:5

@SeanFennessey Zero ability to read the field

@TheSporkful I cut the bottom inch of the stems off and, after washing the parsley, keep them in a cup w a couple of inches of water in the fridge. Typically lasts a while that way. Also…I like parsley.

Can you relate? #parsley

@GiladEdelman gamesradar.com/lord-of-the-ri…

RIP Charles Grodin. He is the last man who ever spoke true words on Fox News.

Starting next Saturday, 5/22, for a limited time, you can watch my new short Mealworm, as it premieres at this year’s Maryland Film Festival, being held virtually. Tix available here: watch.eventive.org/mdff2021/play/…

@desusnice This is some big Starks energy and I’m here for it.

knicks keep playing like this i'ma bust early

@emilyyoshida [P] Any excuse whatsoever to repost this twitter.com/CBThorburn/sta…

Been telling my daughter to take this mask off for over 3 hours 💀 she’s not listening .

Today we found out what a remake of MARS ATTACKS! with Larry the Cable Guy playing all the Martians would look like

What actor didn’t accidentally sit on his balls on set, causing them to stop filming for a couple of days but FEELS like he accidentally sat on his balls on set, causing them to stop filming for a couple of days?

I feel like we didn’t focus enough on the fact that someone in the Trump campaign meant to schedule the “four seasons hotel” but definitely accidentally scheduled this “four seasons landscaping” store and they had to follow through with it. Veep was not this good.

Stacey Abrams is a national hero