Bris Bristofferson

today’s Bill Simmons Podcast is LOADED

Finished. Masterpiece

I am watching Dark for the first time and I was a fool to put it off until now

Somehow, Enzo the baker returned

@FG_Dolan Hope you didn’t have big plans for that dollar

I am not going to watch yet, but I would wager $1 he says the word "multiple" in this 15 seconds. Did I win?

THIS FRICKIN GUY EXISTS WITHOUT MY CONSENT!

Nah I don’t think y’all got it… You heard of KRIS KRISTOFFERSON? Well I am PISS PISSEDOFFERSON 🔥🔥🔥

@backsonjowers The worst part is I’ve seen all of these already

@killakow You Davis clarked too close to the sun

My IG search is fucked beyond repair

@KyleNeubeck Thoughts on how Saros’s approach to difficulty compares to Returnal’s?

Bob Myers and Josh Harris will speak at 4 pm today. What do you want to know from them?

@natedog4th Wow I’ve been using a series of diagrams that someone on Reddit made ages ago but this is great

@killakow The official site will be a big help keeping track of characters and other things. And you can enter what episode you’re on to keep from spoiling things. Enjoy the journey. dark.netflix.io/en

@the_dkel Halfway through season 2. Can’t believe what’s happening

@killakow Incredible show

@dwe11201 Well there go my plans for the rest of the night

If these men aren’t careful, they’ll be Belvederemaxxing in short order

Three years in and hasn’t happened

@BillSimmons One time, the guy who played Mr. Belvedere accidentally sat on his balls on set and they had to stop filming for a couple of days

Embiid needs to get more calls.