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@im_wellingtonJr @Shadaya_Knight Nhai akomana, what's that

@Shadaya_Knight I always knew your alpha is a woman … ma paragraph ndeechikadzi aya

Midnight I received a call from this other dude, an Arsenal fan screaming his lungs out "we won, we won, we won". Almost tore my earpieces with his noise. That time the dude, is broke and that's when it struck to me, football is the only thing happening in his life. He is living vicariously through "his team". Why so many men treat their team’s win like it’s their own? Walk into any bar on a Champions League night and you’ll see it. Grown men screaming, jumping, cursing at the ref like they’re on the pitch. The team wins, and suddenly it’s “we did it”. The team loses, and it’s a bad Monday. That’s vicarious living, and soccer is the main drug for it. *1. Identity without effort* Building status in real life takes years: career, family, skills, money. Supporting a club gives you an instant identity. You’re a Man City fan, a Man Utd fan, an Arsenal fan. No tryouts needed. When they win, your identity wins too. *2. Controlled emotion in a boring world* Most of life is muted. Work, bills, routine. A 90-minute match is 90 minutes where you’re allowed to feel everything at max volume. The highs feel earned, even if you did nothing but watch. It’s a legal hit of purpose and tribal belonging. *3. Tribe > Individual* Humans are wired for tribe. Your club is your tribe. When they score, you get the same neurochemical hit as if _you_ scored. Dopamine doesn’t care that you were on the couch. It cares that “your group” succeeded. That’s why losses feel personal - it’s a group loss. *4. Low cost, high payoff* You can be a fan from anywhere. No gym, no talent, no risk of injury. You put in $0 and 2 hours a week, and you get bragging rights, community, and emotional highs for months. It’s the highest ROI hobby out there. *The catch* It becomes a problem when it replaces real wins. If your only “we did it” moment is your club lifting a trophy, you’re renting meaning. Real fulfillment comes from things you actually control: your health, your work, your relationships. But used right, it’s healthy. It’s ritual, community, and a break from the grind. The mistake is confusing “we won” with “I won”. Be a fan. Celebrate. Then go build something in your own life you can say that about. Learn OR perish!!!

@gtagmemes Bullcrap

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@VMusinachirevo Kkkkkkkk

@edy_singano I recall that,even ne solar panel mombe yairova pasi kikikiki

DSTV being sold for a mere 10 USD on the streets of Harare? Why was it 50 usd for all along?

@KingJayZim 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Imbwa! 🐕

@tahyvr Ooops!

man u fans legit think cunha will start over joao pedro and endrick for brazil in the world cup 😂😂

@joeblackzw 😂😂😂

@edy_singano If I die tonight, know I died happy

It’s soft as fuck, and kicks like a donkey

@HRoters @DermotThfc Either you are stupid, or you are drunk!

@DermotThfc Because there was no intent - no force - just a tactic foul… in slow motion it’s a red all day but watch in real time - just a trip that probs tickled his calf

Nothing will ever change the fact that PGMOL have gifted Arsenal the league. How is that not a red card

@VMusinachirevo @FabrizioRomano @being_tapsushi Maeesca to City! Panotsva mbiti mkoma😂😂😂

@FabrizioRomano @being_tapsushi Arteta will win the next 5 league titles with eaze

🚨 Pep Guardiola has informed Manchester City that he will leave the club this summer. Decision confirmed and official statement to follow as Pep will say goodbye to Man City fans very soon. Only one name to replace Pep: Enzo Maresca.

@UTDTrey @BurnleyOfficial Kkkkk

Please if you don’t lose against Arsenal today, I’ll buy 10 of your shirts on your website and we will all attend your matches in the championship next season SAVE US PLEASE @BurnleyOfficial

@PulseOnlineInfo @_Hybreed_ It doesn't make sense at all

@_Hybreed_ It’s crazy that you can have all those people cheering for you in real life and still be unhappy

Riky Rick was insane for this!!! 😂😭😭😭

@CrimeWatchZW Revoke that license!!!!

The ZRP is looking for the driver of a Toyota Altezza, registration number AGV 9953, which was recorded driving dangerously along the Harare–Masvingo Road and putting the lives of other motorists at risk. The vehicle was seen overtaking other vehicles on the left side and crossing over the yellow line, which is prohibited by law. @PoliceZimbabwe

@capsunitedfczw Towinner.

We try again this week

@VMusinachirevo Mr Bindura kunga James Chimombe kkkk

Bindura zvakare. Ndakuzotamira vuno manje.

@TapiwaMunjoma @ZimCricketv Will engage in the evening mkoma Tapiwa, I got some opinions to share timboonesana

@edy_singano Look at Queens Stadium? They only get red ball matches so I doubt @ZimCricketv will be bothered to host matches there. Maybe local league matches.

Victoria Falls Cricket stadium! We are ready to host the world cup!!!! I want to share something involving an airline but I cant 😔

@S1234812239 @ShaykhSulaiman 😂

@ShaykhSulaiman Thats why theyre called "Growler" 🤣🤣

BREAKING: CRAZY FOOTAGE SHOWS THE MOMENT US NAVY GROWLER JETS COLLIDE MID AIR DURING A SHOW AT MOUNTAIN HOME AIR FORCE BASE IN IDAHO

@OneKhinn @Footballtweet 😂😂😂😂

@Footballtweet A proud father

Luis Díaz singing with his father during Bayern Munich's title celebrations. 🤣🇨🇴

@VMusinachirevo Kkkkkkkk

Real Madrid are hiring a coach who went a whole season with no defeat [ INVINCIBLE] but with no trophy.