(Parody) Mike Bouchard

Shabbat Shalom to all of the goy out there! The Oakland County Sherrif's office is proud to inform you that all of our squad cars will be repainted in celebration of Israel 🇮🇱, our greatest ally! From the river to the sea ✊

@Zhitnipalzhi Russians are funny. I love Russia.

Написав пост про Санкт-Петербург я не был готов к такому количестве актива от иностранцев, беру свои слова обратно. Маск - не рукожоп. Куда-то сразу подевался весь миф о русофобии, о которой из каждого утюга говорили. Каждые 10 секунд прилетают приветы и тёплые слова.

@zeynepstarfall 🙄It never ends.

Elon musk yanlışlıkla ülkelerin sınırlarını da aşan bir feminist devrimi tetikledi

@RyanLaytart @jess_ann_pin 🙄I know what you are and what you said. You can't own me by framing your character and statements as something other than what they are.

@eeeeee7853 @jess_ann_pin Yes, because telling someone they need to pursue the truth for themselves is "shoving it down their throat". Try again.

Religious people are funny. Of all the hundreds if not thousands of gods humans have believed in, how do they know they got the right one?

@destroyer_cube @CChadChampion "Ok, you actually adhere to fundamental reason and logic; I don't understand that and just make emotional statements that make me feel good. I have to go." -Another dumbo on X

@eeeeee7853 @CChadChampion Ok, you're just a troll or retarded.

bro still hasnt disavowed nick 💀

@RyanLaytart @jess_ann_pin Religious people: lack basic reasoning skills; confused about reality. Also religious people: "I've unlocked the secrets of the universe, and I'd like you to give me a moment so I can force them down your throat." 🙄

There is only one God. You can see very clearly how the people of this world have no problem making up a god to fit their needs. Read the bible in an honest pursuit and open heart. God desires a relationship with you, and He won't force it. Don't expect someone else to "prove" it. You can only prove it to yourself. The bible is full of challenges that you can apply. Ultimately, the message is pure. Love and be loved.

@destroyer_cube @CChadChampion Oh, fk me. Fine, I'll hold your hand. 🙄 I know how hard thinking is for the less mentally fortunate. We'll start with this, dum-dum: "No one cares about or respects X" does not equal "no one knows about or has been influenced by X". Think about that for a few hours. 🙄

@eeeeee7853 @CChadChampion "Nick is a sperg that no one care about or has respect for " I responded directly to that. Do you even know what a strawman is?

@al0Ne_rberserk I love you.

Что, меня теперь видят и читают по всему миру? Я из России, адекватный и эмпатичный человек, хочу общаться с адекватными, строить горизонтальные связи по миру. Буду рад лайку, комментарию, подписке, сообщению.

@DefiyantlyFree "I blindly trust the official story when is serves my interests, and I blindly reject the official story when it doesn't." -Every Magat

Tucker wasn’t fired from Fox because of Trump, he was fired because of the sexual harassment suits filed, because he was horrible to work with and because the private text messages that were released from Tucker contradicted what he said in public: 1. He “hated” Donald Trump passionately and that Trump was a “disaster” and not good for the country. 2. He said allegations about Dominion were “insane” and not credible. He admitted there was no real evidence of widespread fraud but he didn’t want to lose his audience. 3. “One text (revealed later) described a violent incident and included a reflection where Carlson said he found himself briefly rooting for violence before realizing it was wrong.” Quit the revisionist history. We are all old enough to remember what happened 5 years ago.

@TheRightMelissa "LOL, if you don't support protecting elite pedos and threats of genocide, you are WOKE RIGHT! LOL!" -Every Magat

Trump has always been a moderate, non isolationist, common sense pro-America guy & that’s why he had broad appeal to win b/c America is ideologically centre right… right where Trump is. The Woke Right thought if they got Trump in, they could try to mold Trump into something he never was & now they are upset that they failed. Trump is basically what a right leaning Democrat was 30 years ago. He is not a far right, he is not a libertarian, he is not an isolationist, he is not a “Multi-polarist” he believes in America dominance.. he is not a Catholic, he has always lean more towards evangelicals, he is not anti Jew.. never has been.. his grandkids are Jewish. He is not a racist. He always felt connected to black entertainers & I heard he loves black churches. These is nothing that Trump has done that out of line from who has always been. Trump ran on no new wars but he also ran on Iran not ever having a nuclear weapon. Trump has been talking about regime change in Iran for 30 years. Again, Trump never changed. People that had their own agenda’s tried to mold Trump & failed & so now they are lashing out

@RusUslada I love you all from the evil USA 🇺🇸

Мне кажется, новая фишка твиттера с переводом это лучшее, что могло бы случиться❤ Такое единение и интерес народов к друг другу. Прямо тепло на душе. Всем привет из России🇷🇺💕

@destroyer_cube @CChadChampion Oh, good God. 🗣️📢 💨EARTH TO DUMBO: COME IN DUMBO. YOU'VE GONE OFF COURSE AND LANDED ON A STAW MAN ARGUMENT. GET BACK IN THE SHIP AND COME BACK TO EARTH SO WE CAN HAVE A DISCUSSION!

@eeeeee7853 @CChadChampion You sound confused

@vvliiiv "Alex, I'll take things that will never happen for $500."

الإفراج عن أموالها المجمدة تعويضات ٥٠٠ مليار دولار الإعتراف بأن مضيق هرمز إيراني السماح لها بتخصيب اليورانيوم السماح لها بصناعة صواريخ باليستية السماح لها بصناعة المسيرات السماح لهم بتمويل حزب اللات و الحوثة إنسحاب أمريكا بالكامل من منطقة الخليج ضمان عدم إستهداف مجتبى

إيران تقبل معاهدة السلام ولكن بشروط. والشروط كالآتي:

@BradWiles615166 @TCNetwork @TuckerCarlson @megynkelly @RealCandaceO @RealAlexJones @mtgreenee @MegynKellyShow Pro tip for MAGAts: smart people don't fear being called stupid; we think it's fun.

@TCNetwork @TuckerCarlson @megynkelly @RealCandaceO @RealAlexJones @mtgreenee @MegynKellyShow What a pathetic POS. If anyone is dumb enough to buy that shit good. At least we can identify them as retards out in public

Calling all nut jobs, troublemakers, and third rate podcasters! New merch just dropped: watchtcn.co/thankyoumrpres… @TuckerCarlson @megynkelly @RealCandaceO @RealAlexJones @mtgreenee

@RX_9999_2 I love everyone.

そうあやアメリカ人とトルコ人は仲がいいのだろうか(アメリカ人はイランとパキスタンは嫌いだけどトルコ嫌ってる印象はあんまないな)

@kor_free2_0 The X Alliance: if a member is attacked, all members will ratio the attacker's posts.

다음 애국자 나라는?

@ChangS69585 🤦‍♂️Elon Musk has conjured international feminism.

地球上所有女性都不要对中国男人有什么幻想，实际上不要对任何男性有幻想，地球上所有国家的男性都在压迫自己国家女性，然后靠文化壁垒装成自己是“特别的男人”来勾引国外的女性。实际上男人在哪里都一样，住在大陆 住在冰上 住在小岛 住在平原 住在草原 住在沙漠，无论他们住在哪里都一样！

@zapatas_mom "This is a good faith question: why are you irrationally afraid?" 🙄

Americans… this is a good faith question. I’m not baiting or trolling. Why are you so scared of condos and walkable cities? Does not having to drive for your groceries freak you out? What about it makes you uncomfortable? Please be honest.

@rev_felix @TheLaurenChen Really it's zero. The pictures that look like females are staged/edited, and even those still look suspicious. IRL it's always obvious.

@TheLaurenChen 5%? Even 0.05% would be an incredibly generous estimate.

A revelation I've had since following trans subreddits: Almost all transwomen believe they actually pass as women In reality I'd say ~5% of them are actually convincing as women, fewer once they speak But when people call them "ma'am" to be polite, they think they're passing

@destroyer_cube @CChadChampion Learn to read: go reread what I wrote, and try another reply, and if it's a rational reply to what I posted, I'll respond to it substantively.

@eeeeee7853 @CChadChampion Your average guy might not know him, but everyone in politics knows him, and everyone is starting to adopt his views and talking points, even if they don't know the original source.

@nxt888 Dum-dum, some people just don't GAF and try to make money and have fun.

There is a specific kind of American who will tell you they are "not political." This person watches the Super Bowl with a military flyover and does not see politics. Stands for the anthem before a children's basketball game and does not see politics. Pays taxes that fund the largest military budget in human history and does not see politics. Watches movies where American soldiers are heroes in every war ever filmed and does not see politics. "Not political" does not mean disengaged from politics. It means so completely immersed in a political worldview that it has become invisible. Like a fish that does not see water. The empire is the water. They were born in it. They will die in it. And if you point to it they will look at you like you are insane.