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@RyanMaScouting @Senators Not a single defensive metric to be seen

I’d just like to take this opportunity to thank the @Senators for beating us to end the season. None of this would’ve been possible without your support. You all are truly the best little brother an NHL team could ever ask for 🫶 #LeafsForever

@BrunosEspresso8 Regular season beast who doesn’t show up when it matters. Sounds like a leaf

Cant believe this demon is on my team

@SamAMcKee Smoking a cig like he’s tasting a cock

@JasonGregor No team has been better at drafting 1st overall and pissing it down a drain than the Oilers.

No teams are better in NHL history at dropping in the NHL draft lottery than Vancouver and Calgary (DET is close). Unfortunately for them their streaks continue. Canucks drop from 1 to 3. Flames drop from 4 to 6. Wild.

@sdpnsports @Steve_Dangle That’s a shame. Would’ve been better if it was the ISIS beheading video we all would’ve preferred

🚨 NEW #SDP! 🚨 Toronto wins the Draft Lottery, the Canes take a 2-0 series lead, Marner and Vegas beat Anaheim, Colorado and Minnesota score all the goals, Buffalo-Montreal + more! Watch here ➡️ bit.ly/4cUkmqk

@DennisGutez @Jay_D_Rosehill San Jose ?

@Jay_D_Rosehill Perhaps something similar to this🤔

Wonder what Connor McDavid thinks about the lottery results 🤔

@ryanlesliemedia Pathetic thumb of a human being

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@Mikeyyshark @teapottoffoIi We deservingly got this player because we were the worst team. Oh but when it’s another team they aren’t deserving of anything

@teapottoffoIi This is the first time San Jose moved up in the draft. We deservingly got Celebrini after being the worst team. Then we got the 2nd pick due to Utah winning and only being able to move up 10 spots. Also you had Price keeping you from bottoming out for a while.

montreal was shit for numerous years and not once did we move up in the draft. we finished last, and got first overall. that’s it. san jose has been getting gifted with high picks, and don’t even get me started on toronto

@CofRedCentral We needed more wins not less

Him and Cooley are provably doing cartwheels in the country club locker room

@MrBrightApple @EzSnow1 @dahliassj @bjorkmaealter @neyikaybettik You are the joke

@EzSnow1 @dahliassj @bjorkmaealter @neyikaybettik then explain the joke

Cate Blanchett, Filistin bayrağını yasaklayan festivali kırmızı halıyı kullanarak deldi.

@miketgould Mike Gould promoting a new Mitsubishi model after going coast to coast in ball hockey

That's unbelievable. Lol

@Bederowlaw What the anti’s believe John O’Keefe was doing when he saw a SUV reversing towards him

I “literally” was alerted to this bizarre missive a few hours ago (I blocked this irrationally angry person some time ago and she chose to block me while attacking me). In my view, this tweet reveals much more about her than it does me. It’s what lawyers call “exhibit A” in support of the position that people consider the source, bias, temperament, and expertise of a Twitter lawyer whose primary function appears to boil down to looking for every tweet and video and then policing the “stupid people” on the internet. Consider these factors and draw your own conclusion about who is a clown. Go Celtics!

@JFreshHockey @BStauffz When you can sign arvidsson and skinner you have to make those sacrifices

@BStauffz there's some hindsight, plenty of people hyped up getting Savoie for McLeod and thought the Broberg offer sheet was a big overpay

seems like the Oilers missed a trick with the Holloway/McLeod/Broberg youth wave they let go. certainly a lot of that is hindsight talking, but

@TaahaaLone I’ve got some usd if that helps

i’ve got $43.87 in my account, who wants to get in on this w me

@nitwitschool @RyanNPike Think it’s a documentary movie still waiting for a streaming release date

@RyanNPike @eeewilss Does he have a docuseries coming out too or something? I thought I saw something on Reddit this morning.

"Man, I can't wait for the book about crypto from the guy from The O.C. to arrive" is a sentence I said out loud today. Peak 2026.

@OurCryptoNation @RyanNPike No

@paul_giannetti @shazlick79 @ALL_WEDO_ISWORK Some women just love vouching for disgusting men

@shazlick79 @ALL_WEDO_ISWORK You don’t think there will be? They just gonna let the nude thing slide. K

Karen Read hit and killed John O’Keefe. Proctor’s text didn’t cause her to drunkenly rage in reverse. REPORT THAT.

@JFreshHockey Logan Cooley elite goaltender

@LazioUTD @karolineleavitt Ironically I’ve seen her the least dressed out of any First Lady

@karolineleavitt By far the most dressed, I don't know about the most beautiful though.

Melania is the most beautiful and well dressed First Lady in history.