eezeetoo
26.3K posts


😂😂😂
Funny Commentator Comments:-
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some
deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them...Oh my God, what have I just said?"
English

BREAKING NEWS
Insecure wingnut with micro penis admits to having cock rot
Follow me for more of breaking news that doesnt matter 😂
Andrew Tate@Cobratate
Thousands of women Ive fucked have convinced some sorry (probaby white) guy to marry them. Insanity.
English

🙏😂😂
A retired painter in a small American town offers to repaint the local church, and the pastor gladly agrees.
Times are tough, so the painter secretly adds water to stretch the paint and save a few dollars.
A few days into the job, a fierce storm rolls in with thunder cracking and lightning flashing overhead.
Suddenly, a booming voice echoes from the sky, “How dare you cheat my church!”
Shaking, the painter looks up and cries, “Lord, I’m sorry! What should I do?”
The voice replies, “Repaint… repaint… and thin no more!”
English
eezeetoo retweetledi

When John Howard left office in 2007, he left this country with money in the bank and well over 200 days of fuel in the tanks.
Who squandered the fuel?
Come on in Kevin07
In 2010, there were 83 days of fuel under Rudd
And by 2012, there were 60 days' worth under Gillard.
It just got worse from there.
English

@Cobratate 😂😂😂😂
Bro admits to having cock rot
English
eezeetoo retweetledi

The crisis Australia currently finds itself in is the direct result of policies of incompetent clueless fools like Blackout Bowen.
skynews.com.au/insights-and-a…
English

@MuscularEnglish Some labelled it blasphemous, but I also recall a group of nuns happily lining up for their tickets to the cinema.
English

Also correct me for this but when Life of Brian came out Christians didn't go off their rockers and call John Cleese a "Christophobe"
Muslims need to learn that mockery, criticism and questions or comments they don't like are part of living in the West.
They're not special. They're just one group with one ideology that is as open to scrutiny, mockery and scrutiny as any other.
English
eezeetoo retweetledi

They didn't know the difference 🤣🤣🤣
See Muslims eat pork daily🤪🤪
Azat@AzatAlsalim
A halal butcher in Zurich, Switzerland has sold 3.1 tons of pork labeled as veal to Muslim customers, who haven’t noticed any difference for three years.
English

Just a happy coincidence that the speech coincided with her friends birthday party eh.
Rob Smith@Ausbobsmit
Serial rorter Anika Wells billed taxpayers $100,000 to fly to New York to attend a close friends birthday party. Her excuse for the trip was a short speech, where she stood for 8 minutes and spoke about gender equality. After that, is was on another $3,000 flight to her friends birthday party. This is the same Anika who slugged taxpayer $1,700 for a single meal in Paris. $1000 for food and $700 for grog.
English

Australia to Ukraine war: $1.7 billion
Australia to Israel war: $130 million
NDIS in 2026: $49.8 billion
Australians pay for Aboriginal/First Nations programs: $5.3 billion
Australians pay for welfare: ~$290 billion.
Australians pay for international clean energy agenda: $3.9 billion
Over $300 billion funding these schemes in 12 months and the government won't drop the fuel excise tax which sits at around 52% per litre...
Farmers copping it
Middle class copping it
Business owners copping it
Everyone should just take the dole, sit inside, watch Seinfeld and eat salt n vinegar chips....
English

@Janine_1801 @Michael94858047 We really need to vote in a government who is willing to repeal this, Net Zero and the Paris Agreement.
English
eezeetoo retweetledi

@Michael94858047 No it won't get voted on in Parliament
He sold us out
English
eezeetoo retweetledi

You can go fuck yourself Albanese
Source: YouTube
search.app/f9D7g
English
eezeetoo retweetledi

"Lazy, incompetent or dishonest? I suspect it's all three." Peta Credlin rips into "slippery" Bowen.
‘Slippery’:
skynews.com.au/opinion/peta-c…
English
eezeetoo retweetledi
eezeetoo retweetledi
eezeetoo retweetledi







