eezeetoo

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eezeetoo

eezeetoo

@eezeetoo

South Australia, Australia Katılım Nisan 2024
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diane mckenzie
diane mckenzie@dianemc34717099·
😂😂😂 Funny Commentator Comments:- 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew." 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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diane mckenzie
diane mckenzie@dianemc34717099·
🙏😂😂 A retired painter in a small American town offers to repaint the local church, and the pastor gladly agrees. Times are tough, so the painter secretly adds water to stretch the paint and save a few dollars. A few days into the job, a fierce storm rolls in with thunder cracking and lightning flashing overhead. Suddenly, a booming voice echoes from the sky, “How dare you cheat my church!” Shaking, the painter looks up and cries, “Lord, I’m sorry! What should I do?” The voice replies, “Repaint… repaint… and thin no more!”
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The opinionated Black woman ~ Aunty
When John Howard left office in 2007, he left this country with money in the bank and well over 200 days of fuel in the tanks. Who squandered the fuel? Come on in Kevin07 In 2010, there were 83 days of fuel under Rudd And by 2012, there were 60 days' worth under Gillard. It just got worse from there.
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Old Soldier
Old Soldier@OMGTheMess·
The ALP have signed up to the Paris accord So no more gaslighting
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Andrew Tate
Andrew Tate@Cobratate·
Thousands of women Ive fucked have convinced some sorry (probaby white) guy to marry them. Insanity.
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Goldie Ghamari | گلسا قمری 🇮🇷
"Considering that all American bases in the region have been destroyed, American commanders and soldiers have fled and taken refuge in hideouts outside the bases, and we are searching for them." Pure delusion. The Muslim Nazis occupying Iran are literally insane.
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eezeetoo
eezeetoo@eezeetoo·
@MuscularEnglish Some labelled it blasphemous, but I also recall a group of nuns happily lining up for their tickets to the cinema.
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Muscular Englishness
Muscular Englishness@MuscularEnglish·
Also correct me for this but when Life of Brian came out Christians didn't go off their rockers and call John Cleese a "Christophobe" Muslims need to learn that mockery, criticism and questions or comments they don't like are part of living in the West. They're not special. They're just one group with one ideology that is as open to scrutiny, mockery and scrutiny as any other.
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BroBro🇦🇺🏇🏻
BroBro🇦🇺🏇🏻@realRick_AUS·
Australia is on track to bring in over 350k immigrants this year This is treasonous This is against the Australia people’s overwhelmingly support for a massive reduction in immigration.
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BTCCLUB
BTCCLUB@ausbtcclub·
Australia to Ukraine war: $1.7 billion Australia to Israel war: $130 million NDIS in 2026: $49.8 billion Australians pay for Aboriginal/First Nations programs: $5.3 billion Australians pay for welfare: ~$290 billion. Australians pay for international clean energy agenda: $3.9 billion Over $300 billion funding these schemes in 12 months and the government won't drop the fuel excise tax which sits at around 52% per litre... Farmers copping it Middle class copping it Business owners copping it Everyone should just take the dole, sit inside, watch Seinfeld and eat salt n vinegar chips....
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MichaelinMelbourne
MichaelinMelbourne@Michael94858047·
Does this EU Trade deal have to be VOTED ON IN PARLIAMENT?
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jim cross
jim cross@jimcross27·
"Lazy, incompetent or dishonest? I suspect it's all three." Peta Credlin rips into "slippery" Bowen. ‘Slippery’: skynews.com.au/opinion/peta-c…
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John Gademski
John Gademski@JGademski·
Green labor ideology of demonising fossil fuel has begun Australia's destruction Unless Aussies rise up & throw out the traitorous ideologues of net 0 & renewables it's all over
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BroBro🇦🇺🏇🏻
BroBro🇦🇺🏇🏻@realRick_AUS·
Not a single Australian is being impacted by the ABC striking Yet, they’re begging people to support their pay rise on those that earn upwards of 200k I’ve got a message to the ABC staff Go fuck yourselves you selfish, entitled wankas.
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