ethan

It is 4:28am and I am on my way to work and I saw a paper plate floating in the wind

On my FakeMink grindset

@cockmaster73 @tallynmybeloved fuck

@tallynmybeloved @efartn i regret to inform you that i actually cannot find it i have scrolled through ancient group chats and gone deep into my twitter i cannot find it anywhere

just remembered that one of my tweets is in a youtube video

hot ppl eat filet o fishes

fuck frutti bars. my shit is at 100% charge, 50% juice and WONT HIT good god

@cockmaster73 @tallynmybeloved remember faster

@tallynmybeloved i need to remember

why people gotta say “balloons” or “cakes n candles” bro just say happy birthday

lmk if trump getting top from bill clinton vid gets leaked pls

phantogram winter

@cockmaster73 @lainhttps true statement

@lainhttps i think it’s important to say that this tweet is an ethan bram quote

fondling my button

@cockmaster73 bacon bacon bacon

would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or games unlimited games but have no games?

i had a vision

@tallynmybeloved i made 33 an hour during my 4 hour shift yesterday 🤷

bro dutch is the place to fucking work. the pay is actually incredible

rapture day kiiiinda coming down to the wire

hey alexa what happens when you pull your ebrake at 100 mph

i can’t escape the d4vd shit bruh it’s everywhere on every social media

wtf going on

being cryptic has gotta be one of my favorite things

@tay_looro preach