cory hamburger

smoking evil weed and coming up with devious schemes

bitches be smacking my ass and its sexy as shit #jayandsilenbobstrikeback

The year is 207🙂(pronounced twenty seventy smile). Grins are the new currency. While it may seem that the forces of gladness run this world, it's said that a secret frowning circle is burgeoning beneath the surface, promising to change everything. Which side will you choose?

im so excited about tomodachi life that i think im going to strangle someone

I tried making a fursona what do we think

@efartn yeah

It is 4:28am and I am on my way to work and I saw a paper plate floating in the wind

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny

i feel like a perv whenever i watch the pitt because i be turned on as hell and then someone’s limb falls off

everypony you have to promise me no gambling okay no prediction markets okay no gambling

im crossfaded and unemployed (FREELOADER BUM) and watching a livestream of north korean childrens tv, this is the life :-)

taco bell did gods cruelest trick

it feels good to get one like on twitter again

can all the developers stop using ai nothing works anymore just learn how to code you dumbshit losers

mythbusters has taught me that pressure is scary, and you do not wanna be playing around with that shit.

i like seeing how advertising responds to the political climate because of what is marketable at the time, fat people are only in weight loss commercials and all the restaurants are doing fish promotions this year for lent

the only real last third space is the pet store because you can look at the fish and nobody gets mad

YES... Reddit shout-out!

i frewed up

is it just me or is it ovulating in here

my fucking ow