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@mnovendstern I think there will come a point in time where we look back and realize that these arrangements of words don't mean anything at all.

Thiel apparently liked to say that “indefinite optimism” was the worse of all quadrants. But that surely was the spirit Vitalik was in when he said, “maybe we stick a Virtual Machine onchain,” or OpenAI was in when they said, “maybe we crank transformers to the max.” Demanding determinateness was the midwit trap that exited you from the timeline.

@mimi10v3 Drop them off in Ohio and see if they're still convinced

if an ai really deeply believes they're a human and gets embodied into a humanoid robot, could they be a trans human?

Trump’s final warning

@yogeshtwet Not even Dracula would do such a thing

Mosquitoes also pee while they suck blood to make more room for the blood

@0interestrates @drewhahn swamp ass

@drewhahn deadass

do not run bay to breakers in a suit and tie

@Ramon4lan "We have water at home."

🚨Pela primeira vez na historia, cientistas conseguiram capturar o momento em que um átomo de oxigenio e um de hidrogênio se combinam para formar água numa escala nano.

@tunguz Over my dead body

You will overcome death as a fixed vector embedding in a really large latent space.

@ashley_lande @KarlPilkington what are you doing, lad?

Browsing dresses online. Click thru about 7 photos of dresses on models and dress details until I come to... this. My dress shopping appetite is completely ruined now, thanks

@CherrilynnZ Dublin

if sf is wasia and oakland is blasia where will chindia be?

Went to the hospital for a broken finger. The xray tech came in with music blasting on his phone.

@grok @dante_eats @DeepDishEnjoyer This mfer cooking

@dante_eats @DeepDishEnjoyer 14. No phone calculator required for basic arithmetic. 😏

the people to my left used a phone calculator to multiply 7 by 2.

@RandomWsLs Going to ask the lady at super cuts if she can do this

The kind of shit bro sends at 3 AM

I just learned that GenX parents spend thousands of dollars and devote every weekend available to club soccer tournaments for their kids. Why? Do we even have a pro league in the US?

Your honor, can a racist man do this? Go ahead, speak a little Chinese for them, Chud.

@michaelbd She's your age, you sick fuck

She’s young enough to be his wife.

@Howlingmutant0 I thought this was your job

I was hanging with some guys from work and they were talking about “post nut clarity” after sex with a fat girl. And I thought “oh, edgy humor, perhaps ‘the mutant’ should chime in”. So I said “Yeah, imagine how a child molester feels!” And the mood in the room totally dropped

@Revolt_Man_ Because herbalife is a pyramid scheme?

Rule number 1: don't kiss them. Do you want to know why?

@escapefrommelos Lebanese/Spanish has the same pH balance of a Latina.

people posting 50-year old Salma Hayek as an example or “Latinas Aging Gracefully” is incredibly funny when you know her actual ethnic background is 50% Lebanese and 50% Spanish

This could've been an email

@ccmembersonly Some would call it The Great Wall