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@Stocktwits @jam_croissant @Buncahn Did you mean “short via* puts”? I don’t get being “short puts”

“In my mind, there’s no edge to be had in this market at these levels for being short puts… No edge.” @jam_croissant discussed market volatility on After Hours Extra with @Buncahn 🔊

@sa_9_mi @futnostalgico Absolute joke of a red. I wonder how about the ref was paid for that call

Zidane no vestiário após ser expulso de França 4-0 Arábia Saudita, pela fase de grupos da Copa de 98. 👀🇫🇷

@Matt_Pinner Sir Eats’ a lot

Give him a rap name

@VladTheInflator Wtf

Which country is America's greatest enemy?

@BTCBreadMan Kids don’t know what’s best for the family, you do!

Wife and I found an amazing house today on 2 acres of land in a very nice neighborhood. Significant upgrade from our current home/yard/hood. The kiddos want to veto it because they would have to switch elementary schools. They are in 2nd grade and kindergarten. Dad advice?

@ick_real Laurna is cool

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@jonstewart Mind not blown. Money (gold, USD, and now bitcoin), has been used for doing bad things for centuries, why would bitcoin be any different. Sounds like you’re more interested in centralized digital currency that can monitored and controlled. I think they have that in China

This will blow your fucking mind!!!!!

@BTCBreadMan If he starts taking yoga class and socializing with hot women, she’ll get the picture

My best friend is 36 years old. His wife used to be gorgeous, but she’s gained over 100 lbs since having their two kids. He says he loves her regardless, but it’s clear she’s making no effort whatsoever to become attractive again. How can I convince her that he can do better?

Women like this have a superpower called divorce, but they ask dumb questions like this instead of using it.

@benjamincowen @grok what are gold and bitcoin’s total returns year to date starting from their 2017 high respectively? What does that translate to in regards to ARR?

For years, Gold bugs laughed at Bitcoiners on 30% drops and said "sOmE sToRe Of VaLuE" Then Gold dropped 30% and Bitcoiners said the same thing back. The truth is that whether you bought BTC or Gold in late 2017, your return is about the same today. But I guess it's more fun for both sides to just throw shade back and forth

If this is how pissy people are about $70k Bitcoin today… How are they going to be at $35k Bitcoin in 6 months?

@StaniKulechov Just out of curiosity; so who or what gets the +$49m the guy lost?

Earlier today, a user attempted to buy AAVE using $50M USDT through the Aave interface. Given the unusually large size of the single order, the Aave interface, like most trading interfaces, warned the user about extraordinary slippage and required confirmation via a checkbox. The user confirmed the warning on their mobile device and proceeded with the swap, accepting the high slippage, which ultimately resulted in receiving only 324 AAVE in return. The transaction could not be moved forward without the user explicitly accepting the risk through the confirmation checkbox. The CoW Swap routers functioned as intended, and the integration followed standard industry practices. However, while the user was able to proceed with the swap, the final outcome was clearly far from optimal. Events like this do occur in DeFi, but the scale of this transaction was significantly larger than what is typically seen in the space. We sympathize with the user and will try to make a contact with the user and we will return $600K in fees collected from the transaction. The key takeaway is that while DeFi should remain open and permissionless, allowing users to perform transactions freely, there are additional guardrails the industry can build to better protect users. Our team will be investigating ways to improve these safeguards going forward.

@TXMCtrades So what’s worth buying and holding? I’m assuming there’s no bid bc we’re in a bear market

I continue to reuse this meme until the narrative of govt pumping crypto catches up to reality. Honestly WHO CARES if they think "blockchain" and "cryptocurrency" is a priority if they're building all their own fences and rails instead of becoming Monad and Blast users? JPM is using LINK and the token has no bid. Blackrock's RWA coin ONDO has no bid. Stablecoins are now a tool of statecraft and Ethereum has no bid. Wake up folks.

If these charts are right… 2026 is the last year to make big money for the next 5 years. 18-year real estate cycle → 2026 = CYCLE PEAK 200-year Benner cycle → 2026 = CYCLE PEAK

@wizardofsoho Not much talk on the timeline about $btc, probably has legs

Top longing resistance just to feel something again $Pepe $Jup $Bitcoin

The feeling of not caring about earnings, fed speak, or any other day-to-day, week-to-week bullshit in markets. Just buy fear and chill $BTC

@HodlMagoo @OpenAI @AnthropicAI @PalantirTech

The CEO’s of @OpenAI, @AnthropicAI and @PalantirTech come off as the most untrustworthy and un-relatable people in society.

@fxevolution Let’s see tomorrow, but if the sell off continues, that usually means exit liquidity selling into frenzy buying. Probably ends badly in the short term. If $NVDA is being takin to the cleaners, the general market sentiment for the AI trade is over for now

Jensen Huang on earnings: “In this new world of AI, compute equals revenues.” Read that properly. This is the hardware phase continuing. Power. Chips. Cooling. Grid load. Capex. $300–400B per year is shifting from traditional software & PCs → into AI infrastructure. This looks far more like an industrial build-out than a software upgrade. Compute scales revenue. But here’s the part nobody wants to talk about yet: At some point Wall Street is going to ask is all of this actually profitable for the companies doing the buying? Because Nvidia selling shovels is one thing. The miners earning a return on that capex is another. Different cycle. Different risks.

@dgt10011 @grok based on the text in the image above, is it safe to assume that the bitcoin ETF’s are simply a “honey pot” to create liquidity pools to than sell option strategy’s around? It seems like no actually bitcoin is being purchased when people buy $IBIT or $FBTC.

Everyone is asking: "Is Jane Street why Bitcoin isn't at $150k?" As expected, the answer is trickier than the question. But it's also more structurally unsettling than the conspiracy theory itself—and once you understand the actual mechanics, you won't be able to unsee them👇

Somethin tells me whales that sold in this recent $BTC run to $126k will be exit liquidity in the next major move above $200k when they realize they shouldn’t have sold