
If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?
ellen goodlett 🏴☠️🐈⬛
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Author of RULE and RISE, Memory Lane Season 1, and Elixir (available on all podcast platforms now!) Repped by @bredalot. She/her. Mostly on Insta.

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as an employee starts a massive fire inside a 1.2 million square foot warehouse filming himself on Instagram as he sets toilet paper packages ablaze 📌#Ontario | #California Watch as a disgruntled employee started a massive fire at a 1.2 million-square-foot Kimberly-Clark warehouse in Ontario, California, with 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim arrested on arson charges after filming himself on Instagram setting toilet paper packages on fire and saying You may not pay us enough to f*cking live, but these btches are dirt cheap. There goes your inventory. All you had to do was pay us enough to live. The warehouses, which span roughly 11 city blocks which prompted a massive response a 6-alarm fire alert from 175 firefighters and 20 engines working to put out the blaze. Thankfully, no injuries were reported.


update: video of the employee setting the fires shows that this is politically motivated and that he is actually a hero of the people

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as an employee starts a massive fire inside a 1.2 million square foot warehouse filming himself on Instagram as he sets toilet paper packages ablaze 📌#Ontario | #California Watch as a disgruntled employee started a massive fire at a 1.2 million-square-foot Kimberly-Clark warehouse in Ontario, California, with 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim arrested on arson charges after filming himself on Instagram setting toilet paper packages on fire and saying You may not pay us enough to f*cking live, but these btches are dirt cheap. There goes your inventory. All you had to do was pay us enough to live. The warehouses, which span roughly 11 city blocks which prompted a massive response a 6-alarm fire alert from 175 firefighters and 20 engines working to put out the blaze. Thankfully, no injuries were reported.

Four Euros for a Super Bock and a piri piri pork roll outside Braga’s stadium. Decent


After laying off an estimated 30,000 employees, Oracle has hired a new CFO and offered her a pay package worth $29.7 million.

“more labels make the queer community look like a joke” i think yall may have internalized queerphobia

“AOC FOR POTUS” Let her be in the Senate first PLEASE.

What if Portugal and Spain were to unite and reestablish the Iberian Union?

Zohran Mamdani walked 6 miles home last night from the New York City Hall to round out his first 100 days in office.

🚨BREAKING: US TO MOVE TROOPS OUT OF NATO COUNTRIES

NYC-DSA votes to re-endorse AOC in the org's largest internal vote ever She won with 85.7% of the vote after committing to cut all aid to Israel

i get why understanding asexuality is hard. explaining sexual attraction as being different than sexual desire or interest is hard for others to understand. sexuality isn't about your interest in sex as an act. but being ace means sex might play a different role in our lives.