Christopher Pell

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Harris Hearach Oloroso from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/whisk…

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @Ardbeg Auriverdes from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/whisk…

Imagine if @NHSEngland actually employed the number of consultants it needs, rather than running things on the shoestring that causes waiting lists to spiral out of control. What are you expecting, @DHSCgovuk? Exhausted consultants to give up their limited spare time for free?

We need @BBCNews, @SkyNews and @itvnews to stop calling violent, organised, extremist rioters 'protestors'. Stop legitimising hate crime. RT if you agree.

@gasbagheera Throw in some red bull and V and you are good to go.

FFS Laura Kuenssberg is wearing black and she’s got ‘Donald Trump’s friend, MP and leader of Reform, Nigel Farage’ on the show. He’s got his own show on GBeebies, why are the BBC giving him yet more airtime. Lisa Nandy you need to intervene asap. #bbcbreakfast #bbclaurak

@theresecoffey Your government elected to release 10,000 prisoners early due to overcrowding. Are you now suggesting there was an easily available alternative that your government simply ignored?

Where is the @TheGreenParty ?

‼️ BREAKING || Greens receive highest number of votes in history. 1,939,509 million votes!

Wow! Just regenerated into a new body. WTF is going on with these trousers – they go all the way down to my shoes! #ParodyRegeneration

Looking forward to the Greens receiving the same level of media attention as Farage now …

@RishiSunak It's all right for you - what am I supposed to do?

Still plenty of time if you haven’t already. VOTE!

Lying to the last. Give them the defeat they deserve.

Don’t forget what they have done. Partygate, the Covid contracts, the lies, the kickbacks. The cronyism, the failure to invest, the division and scapegoating, the trips to the bookies, the Liz Truss mini-budget, the decimation of your public services. Don’t forget any of it. 🧾

RT if you’re voting tactically to get rid of the most incompetent, entitled, corrupt, dishonest, divisive bunch of fuckwits ever to hold power. Visit StopTheTories.Vote #GeneralElection2024 #GE24

The Tories pretending to throw in the towel is but the latest attempt at voter suppression. They can’t fight on their record or their leaders or their plans. All they have left is this supermajority nonsense. They want you to think it is all over already so you don’t need to vote. You do. No vote = no change. Take joy in voting out the worst government in history. Be part of something seismic.

The Tories are talking up the non-existent notion of a Supermajority for Labour as a way of deterring people from delivering the Superdefeat they know their record deserves … don’t be deterred. Vote. Them. Out.

@RishiSunak Whereas if I had a blank cheque, I would give it straight to Michelle Mone.

@RishiSunak If only we'd been in charge for 14 years instead of Labour.