AMERICA

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@FloridaCardGuy I haz it?

My buddy, who just started collecting sports cards, grabbed a blaster at Target. "Is this a good one?" (zero sarcasm).

@ANGC_burner Happy Friday teammate.

Happy Friday to all my fellow golf liberals.

@WrestleOps @FirstTake Thank Christ

Danhausen has cursed Stephen A. Smith. (via @FirstTake)

@movie_tvshows_ Goosebumps. Every. Single. Time.

No matter how many years goes by, this scene will always remain peak 🔥

@PGATOUR @RickieFowler @RBC_Heritage @GolfChannel

This isn't AI, it's REAL 🫠 @RickieFowler goes lefty and backwards @RBC_Heritage. 📺 @GolfChannel

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@freddydoubles When his financial person says the next check didn’t come in…

If LIV shuts down how long does it take Dustin Johnson to find out?

@burritoprophet The way all of the disagreement and confusion melts away for him to avenge the man he’s developed a bond with, no hesitation

the way ryan takes off his ring after realizing it’s david lindhagen maybe ryan’s finest moment

@KVanValkenburg @ANTIFAldo

@ANTIFAldo Honestly it's very funny when they come in blazing with so much bravado and then one quote tweet makes them scurry back under a rock.

Oh buddy, I promise we can find ways for you to hate me even more. For instance, today I’m gonna watch golf in the sunshine at Amen Corner, and my company is gonna pay me to be there. Not sure what you’re gonna do, but feel free to picture me rolling. ✌🏻

@XeryHighLife .@WWE pay this man and run it

•Batista shows up and calls out Randy for going along with this and say how this is bullshit and roasts Pat Mcafee for being a Thrift Store The Rock have him call out Triple H’s Booking cause it’ll be funnier coming from him •Jellyroll vs Pat Mcafee on the go home to Raw if jelly wins Pat is banned from mania, Pat runs into Danhausen gets cursed loses the match Jelly respects Cody’s wishes and will also not be involved in the match. •Danhausen would technically be the one who saved the main event and gets rewarded his blimp on night 2 😂

.@NoLayingUp @TronCarterNLU @DJPie

@Section344Lions ^ this one is the correct reaction

If the Lions draft a safety at 17 or in the second round my reaction will be: Oh no. Maybe Kerby Joseph is done. However. That is not my reaction to signing guys like Chuck Clark & Avonte Maddox.

@DetroitOnLion I look at it this way, early part of the season he’s there for BB’s injury, late part of the season he’s there in case Kerb’s injury comes back

Lions fans right now:

@KylePorterNS Brooks contending post PGATour return

Today, I'm giving away $500 in merch from any 2026 major championship you want. All you have to do is subscribe to our free newsletter (link in bio and below) and comment here with what you're most looking forward to about this week. Be as specific and as ridiculous as possible.

@KylePorterNS Sadie’s gonna win

Porter family Masters draft was auction style this year -- everyone had $100 to spend and a pint of ice cream on the line. Please leave (family friendly) comments below. The kids love me reading them out loud. And yes, my 6-year-old had a better plan than I did.

@ClaireMPLS Year 23 and LeBron is still iron man. I understand how much he missed to start the season, but the man has Father Time ready to tap

and now luka? it’s just madness

@tylermilliken_ Wilson said to fuck right off

Willson Contreras. Thank you for giving us some swagger. (If I was Caleb Durbin, I’d cry after that)