Einu

Lmao pinned tweet to promote my Twitch twitch.tv/einu98

How I feel when I put my playlist on shuffle and the exact song I was thinking of starts playing

small naturals? you mean natty lights?

Known mold bioweapon @notfebrua has resurfaced in the woods near Dulvey, Louisiana after a terrible hurricane!

to kill a WHAT????

The Kirk virus

in her bathroom peeing hard as possible to make my dick sound bigger

hentaivirus? yea I got one of them on my parents computer before

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

@m1than I can see Leon power bombing granny through the table wheelchair and everything

thank god it was ethan in the baker house and not leon bc he would have eaten all that shit and thanked them afterwards

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

saying "yes chef" during sex

Pushing out an extraterrestrial shit.

quitting my job to focus on resident evil

pussy from a girl youre a little intimated by

Getting so fucking stoned that I start flinching at the gust of wind that hits my skin

Peeing is a system that was set up by Big Urine.

Ppl will think u movin funny whole time u goin thru shit they can't help u with

made love to a robot and it gave birth call that

I’m not gonna lie I hate being asked more than 4 questions consecutively shit start feeling mad federal

Tired of rolling up lma start eating the weed straight out the bag