Chris Eis

Imagine being so triggered you even say “F your own family” you got bigger problems Jo go seek help.

Well well well. Would you look at that? AOC was spotted enjoying a Yankees game from a private suite while thousands of federal workers go unpaid. That’s especially ironic, considering she has criticized politicians for golfing during a shutdown and even going out to restaurants while regular people struggled. PC: Terrance Williams.

Democrat spokesperson Hasan Piker goes off on a Vietnamese refugee who escaped communism: "Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking idiotic old lady." "Suck my dick old lady." "Fuck this south Vietnamese motherfucking...psychotic fucking refugee!" This is the Democrat Party.

Joe Biden had us at 9% inflation rate and $5.71/ga gas. But sure, life is much worse under Trump. Moron.

Imagine spending all day calling Trump a genocidal psychopath and demanding the 25th Amendment… only to get blindsided by a ceasefire with Iran, then pivot straight to calling him a chicken and posting Taco Tuesday memes because you just got handed a huge L. Am I wrong? 😂

Your wasting your time

Thats calling the kettle black!

No, your angry

Stephen Colbert in 2022: I'll happily pay $15 a gallon for gas because I drive a Tesla and don't care! Colbert in 2026: Oil prices are out of control! This is outrageous! Donald Trump is a moron! That’s the definition of a hypocrite.

"I want the Iranians to know that if I'm the president, we will attack Iran." — Hillary Clinton Tell me again how the candidates and political parties are so different. Please. I’m begging you.

Wasn’t he the ass clown that said he was taking time off X because of vile comments?

Really? How stupid can u be?

When u get hit that many times, either you crowd the plate and lean into pitches or your a complete bag. Contreras is both.

Look, I get it, Dems. You think buying Greenland is dumb. You think trash-talking NATO is dumb. You think Hegseth firing generals is dumb. You think bombing Iran is dumb. Fine. Maybe you’re right. Maybe you’re wrong. I’ll buy you a beer and we can argue about it. But that’s not the point. Every administration in American history has done dumb things. Jefferson had an embargo that tanked his own economy. LBJ had Vietnam. Carter sold the Panama Canal for $1. W. had “Mission Accomplished.” Obama had…. where do I even begin? Dumb is bipartisan. Dumb is American. Dumb is fine. DC runs on dumb decisions. What NONE of them ever did, what is truly, mind-melting, pants-on-head, clown-car-fire, galaxy-brained, lead-paint-chip-eating, 50-IQ-Neanderthal-ripping-a-bong dumb, was pay NGOs by the busload to smuggle tens of millions of people, including actual convicted criminals, across a border we spent trillions pretending to defend, then hand them free four-star hotels, free cell phones, free ATM cards, and a court date in 2031 they were never going to show up for. That is not a policy. That is a SNL cold open someone forgot to write a punchline for. A five-year-old with a juice box could tell you that was Bozo-the-Clown-on-crack, Weekend-at-Bernie’s-running-DHS, “hold-my-beer-I’m-gonna-try-something” levels of stupid. My golden retriever could have run a tighter border. A Magic 8-Ball would have outperformed the entire Biden interagency. That’s the new threshold, Democrats. That’s the low-water mark. That’s the floor. That is the Mariana Trench of public policy and you personally rented the Titan submersible. Argue all you want about the Strait of Hormuz. Write your op-eds. Go on cable TV with Tom Nichols. Clutch your pearls about Greenland. But until Trump proposes something even half as mind-bendingly, bone-crushingly, civilization-forfeitingly brain-dead as what Biden and Kamala did with our borders, I genuinely do not care. Zero F’s given by me.

And it means nothing

I don't even know what to say

This is so dumb. Caleb Williams says: 1. He doesn't know who George Gervin in (which is ignorant) 2. Doesn't even like the nickname (which is funny considering how much he plays it up) 3. Only wants to trademark it so other people won't make money on it (which is greedy & sad)

You gotta be some kind of weak minded to do that, get a life.

Everyone! Wtf?

She hates being wrong, which is why she’s always pissed.