Evan Jenkins

@LauraLoomer The Holocaust was worse. Barely.

Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane? I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?

@Duderichy Instructions unclear, put the politicians into Blender

I think we should put all the politicians in a blender

US aid to Nigeria is $930 million a year. That’s 1.9 million annual X Premium Plus subscriptions.

starts with P and we all love it

Thinking about Robert Mueller up in heaven, getting roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris

RIP Robert Mueller and the rule of law

@mean_field_zane “really beautiful math PhD student”

Met a really beautiful math PhD student at a house party last night. My friend and I tried talking to her, she immediately said “I don’t want to talk about AI or math” and fled the party. Why were you there if you didn’t want to talk about anything real, it was a party of econ graduate students lol.

“People aren’t saying Happy Cesar Chavez Day anymore!”

(No, I didn’t pick Prairie View A&M to win. Kalshi be trippin’.)

seems bad

@VesselOfSpirit This is Ethel Caterham erasure

guy who gets mad when he sees a gravestone with a birth date before 1910. "of course this person is dead. how is that news? do you take me for an absolute doofus? dispose of this uninformative lump forthwith"

@Chesedgirl @Aella_Girl Came 𝗂̶𝗇̶out of a fluffer

Oh I gave birth

@Lib_Development "Welcome to Hyperborea, Jack!"

They should name a street after the best plant

1/63 of the way to winning a billion dollars. Can I cash out here for $15.9 million?

10/10 no notes

@HSVSphere @KagiHQ holy shit

.@KagiHQ translate is too good

@joelgrus Haven’t you heard? This is the Year of Linux on the Desktop.

my 9th grader has a shitty windows machine that sucks thinking about buying her a macbook neo (or whatever the hell it's called) BUT does that mean I have to buy minecraft YET AGAIN I'm not sure I'm ready to sign up for that

@tolstoybb But Kobe and MJ already have a Hitler