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@bootlegger1974 Looking great, Captain - go well tonight and for the rest of 2026 🫡

Deeeeww it’s not even five o clock but I wouldn’t give a duck it was twelve o clock I wish you all well good health for 2026

big sam’s england would have had these slovenians crying into their idrijski žilkrofi by now but because the sun wanted to demonise a man for enjoying pints and wine and cooking the books you’ve got an undercover policeman in a cardi

@sawillson @AVFCOfficial @FootballCliches You ok mate?

@AVFCOfficial @FootballCliches not sure how I’ve ended back in 2019

56: #AVFC 1-2 #QPR After a slow start to the second half that saw a stoppage in play of at least five minutes, QPR have broken up the other end and scored. Eberechi Eze tucks it into the top-right corner from inside the penalty area. All to do now. #PartOfThePride #AVFC

Well I ain’t no nosey neighbour but I’m looking out of the window and I can’t believe it’s dry I can see the sun shining and there’s even a bit of a blue cloud on show have we turned the corner lads

@h__aych @Welham_ curating your tweets 🙄

@mcandidate …. Or maybe it you making a list of places you enjoyed to apres in zermatt?

spotting people you've enjoyed the company of going skiing over the christmas period

@mcandidate Is that a stone island flag in the back?

yer da 5 minutes after unwrapping his Andy McNab book on christmas day

@Banananey @mcandidate @LucaVanDresh If the (jeans and) scheux fits 🤷🏻‍♂️

@elPinninho @mcandidate @LucaVanDresh M8 you can joke about the contents of my hard drive but that other thing is just too far. Absolutely sickening accusations.

I would do literally anything for a Luton win on Saturday. I'm talking full Black Mirror 'Shut Up And Dance' levels.

@Banananey @mcandidate @LucaVanDresh It’s more the contents of your computer hardrive and the footage of you watching the rugby World Cup final.

@mcandidate @LucaVanDresh Is this because I listened to that pop-punk musicals cover album?

@StuartEdwards It’s yours - follow me and I’ll dm you

@elPinninho If it's available I'd love it! Happy to send a couple of beer tokens your way

Got a free spare ticket for Explosions In The Sky in London this evening if anyone wants it! #ExplosionsInTheSky

@mcandidate 🤝

you think Akanji would've calculated that better!! 😂🤣

Got a spare @HotMulligan balcony ticket going for London tonight, free of charge, just want it to go to a good home.

@bhvkdhk Bookmarking this for when Liverpool drop into it next season and win 👍🏼

Imagine calling the conference league “European glory”

@neilmacq_ Not after the “Matty” news this week sadly.

I'm being told the jewels on King Charles' crown represent the 10 Taylor Swift studio albums

@mcandidate Cheers m8

lad in a five-panel Patagonia cap just asked if you'd like to come over to listen to some tunes

@mcandidate Ripping off @laurieonthemoon ‘s personal brand then?

rebranding as the guy that congratulates you on your work anniversary on LinkedIn

@FloppyChicken92 VAR checked it, and the ball had just gone out of play just before Konsa tapped it in. It went out of play off a AFCB player though - so was a corner!

What happened for that non goal earlier btw? Everybody seemed incredibly confused that it was somehow another corner even though the ball was in the back of the net? #avfc

@the_cannon Those Dreamcast memory cards ❤️

A ridiculous Sunday of football 13:30 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Tottenham v Chelsea 14:00 🏆🚺 FA Cup: Chelsea v Arsenal 15:00 🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿LC Final: Rangers v Celtic 16:30 🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿LC Final: Man U v Newcastle 16:30 🇩🇪 Bayern Munich v Union Berlin 19:45 🇫🇷 Marseille v PSG