Lauren Dickens

@CollinRugg He is SO GAY

JUST IN: President Trump says Iran's 'Ayatollah Jr.' is "off to a bad start" in Iran if the rumors that he is gay are true. "They throw [gays] off buildings..." "I did very well with the gay vote. Okay? I even played the Gay National Anthem as my walk-out for my campaign. And I think it probably helped me."

@thund3r8011 @LAemz Good thing that's not what MVP is about?

@LAemz Acting like wemby won’t destroy Luka in a matchup

@TheDunkCentral With all due respect, fuck you

Michael Wilbon says he’s voting Jaylen Brown for MVP “I have a vote in this. And I will tell you it’s tightened up. My vote, and I’m not even sure the order. I think it’s Jaylen Brown one, I think it’s SGA two, and I think it’s Victor three. And then don’t talk to me about a guy who plays half the court, Luka Dončić.” (Via @PTI h/t @awfulannouncing , @TheNBABase )

@lesbygambino This is why all her teammates said they wouldn't want their kid dating her hahaha

this how u know jackie is gay fr like 😭 winning a championship with ur teammate and then taking her girl is crazy 😭

I think I’m probably just getting old huh? All my tweets are about getting old.

American’s nervous systems are so dysregulated that everyone drives like a bat outta hell.

@esidery Mavericks refuse to get a big without ankles that shatter to a million pieces every time they step on the floor

After trading Trae Young, the Hawks now plan to pursue Anthony Davis in a package built around expiring contracts Kristaps Porzingis and Luke Kennard. Atlanta appears to be changing their identity to a defense-first model after years building around Young’s offensive prowess.

@BleacherReport @MarcJSpears He ain’t finding the net any other way

@TWolvesLead @TheDunkCentral @AndrewMarchand Tatum

@TheDunkCentral @AndrewMarchand Doris is great at her job, but man when there’s a few star players in the league that she just GLAZES constantly when she’s commentating

ESPN could replace Doris Burke next season, per @AndrewMarchand “Burke’s spot is not guaranteed for next season, according to sources familiar with ESPN’s preliminary plans. While Breen, the Basketball Hall of Famer under a long-term deal, is not going anywhere, ESPN will evaluate its entire roster.” (Via buff.ly/yFfT0ut)

@BrentSchoepf In middle school I thought the Pontiac Vibe was the peak of coolness.

When we drive my son points out every cool looking car we pass and today he saw "the fanciest car ever" and screamed when he saw this bad boy.

@TheGingerRoofer @averytomascowx This did not age well

@averytomascowx It’ll go north or south after it hits lake Travis; these storms never hit central Austin

This storm has been so steady that it's worth a very early heads up for the I-35 metro If intensity and path hold true, large to very large hail and 60-70 MPH winds could arrive within the next 1-2 hours. Plan ahead - don't be on the road when this gets here #atxwx

@Jbanklestankle1 Looks like a truscuit

*Receives wrong copper* *Angrily chisels note for 6 hours*

@orkamichael @drinkorka Yep

13 months, 4 failed production runs, and more stress than we ever imagined—all for the clear can. Worth it?

@ShamsCharania @espn_macmahon Karma's a bitch

Dallas Mavericks center Daniel Gafford has sustained a Grade 3 right MCL sprain and will miss at least 6 weeks, sources tell me and @espn_macmahon. Gafford, Anthony Davis and Dereck Lively II now expected to be out significant stretches of the second half of the season.

@big_business_ Wake me up from this NIGHTMARE

That man is not 270, we need to know the real reason why Luka Doncic got traded

@10dule10 @Mavs_FFL Fake as fuck

Nico Harrison texted and called Luka and didn’t hear back, “My guess is he probably doesn’t want to talk to me.” 💔💔💔

@LegionHoops @townbrad YA THINK

Mavs GM Nico Harrison said he left Luka Doncic a text message and voicemail but Luka hasn’t replied: “My guess is he probably doesn’t want to talk to me.” 😳 (via @townbrad)

@MothTraKaa @taglinetv @ShamsCharania @ramonashelburne @alexaphilippou @kendra__andrews They're both olympians. And this is a thought exercise. Expand your mind ✌️

@taglinetv @ShamsCharania @ramonashelburne @alexaphilippou @kendra__andrews bro its women, but one of them IS an olympian, however a team of High School All American boys, even in a white neighborhood would cook the shit out the WNBA olympic team, so there is sadly no NBA equivalent

Blockbuster WNBA deal: The Seattle Storm are trading six-time All-Star Jewell Loyd to the Las Vegas Aces in a multi-team move that sends three-time All-Star Kelsey Plum to the Los Angeles Sparks, sources tell me, @ramonashelburne, @alexaphilippou, @kendra__andrews.

@_angenay You love to see it

Did they pass the vibe check ? Who had the best defense?

@BobbyMarks42 Bye Maxi

5/30 Dallas Mavericks Record: 16-8 Last 10: 9-1 Seed: 4th (2.5 games out of 1st)