Ela Lopez

@Derekalexander_ My dad stresses Sandra out all the time. When she sighs she also crosses her hands and gives him a judgy look.

@PandaExpress I had a scheduled job interview today. When I showed up the manager wasn’t available. They didn’t even know about it. A wonderful assistant manager felt so bad, she did a courtesy interview. Why waste my time and money, if you’re not hiring?

All roads lead back to celibacy, DND, gym, no roster, and being alone.

i’m in love with this picture. god i’ve seen what you’ve done for others. next world cup please.

Hating your job while simultaneously being grateful for your job is so frustrating.

somebody find him for me so we can help him get back on his feet

@bleachedfrontal I thought that was Doja

P!nk , 2000

Me whenever the stars are visible

how i'm tryna be

“What you doing this weekend” Me: enjoying my rent

The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.

this is where I see myself in 40 years

I took my dog to the groomer for the first time, and they sent me this video

Weekends are for having fun... - Me: 😩

Grandpa, I think he is your son now 😂😍

He’s been trying to catch windshield wipers for 7 years

Not to be dramatic…. But…..

Sign of a toxic company : ALWAYS HIRING.