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I just know he bad as fuck

Who THE HELL is doing her hair? My goodness!!!

when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat

No hi bitch is u fuckin dat nigga ina ass to ???

Me after I hit up the insurance auction next week

waking up to pee will ruin TF out some good sleep 😒 .

when someone asks me “how you see yourself in the future”

so what i’m gathering from everyone is that… y’all pay $400+ for a car note and $200+ for car insurance……. and im supposed to think this is normal instead of crazy?

Me: I have a gambling addiction Therapist: I bet u can't quit Me:

"15 secs after locking the door" Me: Did I lock the door? 🤔 My brain:

Me going back to sleep because there’s still 52 seconds left before my alarm goes off

Soon I get through TSA

All gay jokes aside tho .. that goes to show niggas HOMEBOYS really do be YES MAN no way it’s a car full of niggas letting him have that girl but ass naked on a 8hr ride and NOT ONE NIGGA SPOKE UP !

And if a hoe charge my card full price because of a no show imma show up and whoop her ass

poor Tati, she probably played in his ass thinking that’s what the grown people doing 😭😭😭 nah baby we not doing allat na

i ordered from a taco truck yesterday and when he said “picante?,” i was like “huh?” and he goes “HOT SAUCE?!?!” boy i went home and signed up for spanish classes right there and then nah i’ll see you in 7 weeks. we finna hablo

Are we ready to admit we shoulda kept cable instead of paying for 10 different streaming apps? 😭😭 It’s gotten OUTTA HAND

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training" Me:

This nigga Boston had a bad bitch with a fat ass and wanted HER to BEND HIM OVER?????????????😂😭😭😭😭

That nigga said get here NOW😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭