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Overheard this girl telling her friend how she was on a date with her boyfriend and she got the ick because he bit the mozzarella stick and the cheese kept pulling and he couldn’t break it no matter how far he pulled it away and she said she lost all attraction immediately

Finally watching

maybe i am just hyper sensitive but i was not laughing during this

they always played in starlights face, and she kept doing it like the glowing eyes was supposed to be intimidating 😭😭

There is a theory going around that Kane Parsons did not really direct *Backrooms*, and that the movie was secretly directed by Osgood Perkins or James Wan. And I am sorry, but that feels like people trying to take this away from the kid before the movie even opens. Kane Parsons is officially the director of *Backrooms*. James Wan produced it. Osgood Perkins produced it and served as a mentor during production. That is not some conspiracy. That is what happens when a 19-year-old filmmaker gets handed his first feature film and experienced people help him navigate the process. Especially when the entire reason the movie exists is because of Kane Parsons. His Kane Pixels YouTube channel has more than 3 million subscribers with only 51 videos. His original *Backrooms (Found Footage)* short has over 78 million views. He made that video when he was 16 years old, and it was so good that Hollywood came calling almost immediately. He did not randomly get handed somebody else’s movie. He created the version of *The Backrooms* that people fell in love with. And from everything Kane has talked about publicly, he was deeply involved in bringing that vision to the screen. He modeled the environments in Blender, helped design the massive 30,000-square-foot set, and described the movie as completely connected to the story he was already telling on YouTube. Could James Wan and Osgood Perkins have helped him? Of course. They were producers. That is their job. But there is a pretty big difference between mentoring a young filmmaker and secretly directing his movie for him. And the really wild part is that *Backrooms* is currently tracking for a $20–30 million domestic opening weekend. For context, *Civil War* currently holds A24’s biggest domestic opening at $25.7 million. So there is a very real chance that a 20-year-old YouTube creator, adapting the weird little horror universe he started building as a teenager, could open one of the biggest movies in A24 history. Maybe the movie works. Maybe it does not. But let the guy have his movie before inventing a conspiracy that somebody more famous must have made it for him.

Literally the guy at the store tells him that he can get anyone else to make a wish to save Nikki. Bear even asks the store manager if he would do it, who btw is a stranger to him. So why did Bear ONLY go to Ian? There’s no way around this. It’s just bad writing.

Luke Skywalker’s hooded arrival in The Mandalorian (2019) had people sitting there going “no way… NO WAY” as each clue slowly clicked into place.

Insane level of ball knowledge for someone who’s studio is responsible for some of the shittiest movies the horror genre has ever produced

The Punisher: One Last Kill (2026)

there’s a reason youtube sucks rn but yall aren’t gunna like it

What’s a sex scene that genuinely mattered to the plot and couldn’t be removed from the film?