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@JonnElledge Oooh, where plz?

I have found a new cafe to work in. It's floodlit! And echoey! The playlist is entirely from the years 1998 to 2002! Guys, I'm home!

@DraughtsmanKent @OmarAlghabra @FacesofAdvocacy My understanding, from the website update yesterday, is yes. Your previous positive PCR should still exempt you from needing a negative pre-entry test so long as it's more than 10 days old. #pre-entry-testing" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">travel.gc.ca/travel-covid/t…

@OmarAlghabra @FacesofAdvocacy As usual incomplete reporting! Does this now change my POSITIVE PCR test from January of this year to where I cannot use it instead of a new test? My understanding was that Positive PCR test was good for 180 days..is this still true?

Good news for Canadian travellers: as part of transition of the pandemic response, new border measures are coming into effect today!

@drphiliplee1 Exit, pursued by a bear.

Dress code for this evening's coitus will be white tie. Guests will be announced by a manservant as they enter, of course.

@gwenckatz @threadreaderapp unroll plz

When a thread like this gets big everyone assumes you're an expert, so: This thread is nothing but one random individual's thoughts. I am not a Holocaust survivor/descendant or a Holocaust scholar. Please talk to actual experts if you wish to learn more.

There's a phenomenon I actually see extremely commonly when literature is used to teach history to middle school and high school students. Let's call it "pajamafication."

@van_d_lay_ind @CanBorder The website unfortunately lags long behind the updates on social media. My understanding is that there is now no exemption. Sorry.

@CanBorder According to the website, fully vaxxed Canadians can still have the exemption for short trips? Is this true?

As of today, Dec. 21, all travellers, including Canadians returning from short trips, must take a pre-entry #COVID19 molecular test. The test can’t be taken in Canada before you leave. Learn more: ow.ly/565E50HgIrb

@Jonny_Nowak33 @SophieRunning @metpoliceuk He bought them on Amazon

@Ocado @chikiminki Gotta tell you, I didn't get an email or text, sorry. Only found out when I opened up the app to call you.

@chikiminki We're really sorry for the inconvenience caused Mirella, all customers were contacted via email and SMS to inform them of the incident which occurred yesterday. We understand that this is frustrating and are managing the situation as best as we can. - Hasina

We're really sorry. Due to a major incident at our Erith warehouse some of our orders have been cancelled. Please be patient with us while we manage this. If this impacts your order, we will be in touch. Thank you.

@youngvulgarian @threadreaderapp unroll plz

@MichaelLessani @youngvulgarian Oh I was just saying hi to you (@MichaelLessani ) 😁

@MichaelLessani @youngvulgarian **waves**

@derJamesJackson I can't work out what's better. The awkward heads-down vibe from the dudes not involved in the speech, or the total lack of women.

A Start Up Flat in Berlin are looking for a new member “based on psychometrics” and their video is even more cringe than you’re imagining

@larainejdix @SimonCalder It's cheap, and if you don't celebrate Christmas it's refreshingly quiet.

@SimonCalder Always wanted to know what is the attraction of travelling on Christmas Day itself? Is it about people’s work shift patterns, looking forward to the excitement of travelling on Xmas day or what? I feel sorry for the airline staff.

Christmas Day 2020: never have there been so many short-haul flights on 25 December itself, with lots to Italy, Poland, Portugal and Spain – including Luton to Lanzarote after lunch, currently a ridiculous £20 one way. independent.co.uk/travel/news-an…

And the award for the most plain-speaking minute taker goes to Sully and Lavernock community council— • "Some councillors were said to be speaking drivel" • "Others were said to be so full of sh*t they would be well qualified to empty dog poo bins" 🙊

@JolyonMaugham What happens to people with special dietary restrictions? Intolerances/allergies? Halal? Kosher? Vegetarian or vegan?

As of today, support for businesses and jobs begins to end. By refusing to tailor support to hard-hit sectors, the government is making an historic mistake that puts people’s livelihoods at risk. Labour will fight for jobs across the country.

We just got a call from Government HQ to congratulated us on how safe well organised and all round amazing our pilot live show was! ✅ We passed with flying colours and they loved all your feedback to. Thank you! ❤️ When we open again, don't worry, we've got this! 🙌

@Youpley525 @Yogimainecoon @GMB @SayeedaWarsi I mean, I shop in Sainsbury's but I don't get angry when I see Tesco adverts.

@Yogimainecoon @elephantista @GMB @SayeedaWarsi if it's not relevant to you, it doesn't mean it's not relevant to others, i can't understand your logic, it's not like it's a country who worship god or pray it's individuals.If you were born in another country and u were a minority you would have said the opposite.

'The lack of clarity and the lateness of the message hasn't encouraged a... community wide response' @SayeedaWarsi says many Muslims in the North of England will be waking up on Eid confused & disappointed to the new lockdown measures.

Just had Eid prayers at a mosque in Heckmondwike. Sanitizer and masks available on entry, almost everyone wearing masks and bringing their own prayer mats, the Imam emphasising following Covid guidelines. Can’t understand why we’re not trusted to meet safely in gardens?

BAME people being blamed by politicians for being disproportionately killed by COVID due to our working conditions, is something I’ll never, ever be able to forgive.

@JennaGuillaume @threadreaderapp unroll plz

(also for everyone asking: his showers are like regular length, not particularly long. which makes the need for snacks even weirder)

are shower snacks a thing or just something my weirdo husband does