@NestleUKI just ate a pack of Munchies and there was no Munch! Only 3 had a biscuit bit. The rest were just Squishies. 😭 No point in buying them if there's no munch. Help!
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Elf_ert
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Elf_ert
@elfbert
Conservator of museum objects.
N 51°30' 0'' / W 0°13' 0'' Katılım Haziran 2009
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@susie_dent There's a hairdresser in Bath called Nick Brain. Unfortunate. I thought it was usually ears they got.
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I’m writing something about the famous field of nominative determinism and would love your best examples. Mine (so far) is the consultant urologist Mr Burns-Cox.
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@ssencommunity maybe rein in your staff at Chippenham Morrisons. She said to me 'You look friendly.' I said 'Im sorry I'm in a rush.' and she replied 'Obviously not then' strangely enough being accosted whilst shopping isn't something I build time into my day for.
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@ssencommunity Someone on your web page chat says they got a manager to look into it.
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@elfbert Hello, can you please send me a Direct Message so I can look into this. - Phoebe twitter.com/messages/compo…
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@ssencommunity just been followed by one of your vans eastebound between j17 and j16 on the M4 in heavy rain. He was driving like a maniac. Tailgating, totally unsuited to conditions. Think reg ended EWE but spray made it hard to see. 7.40-7.45 10/11/23
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@NespressoUK bought a new vertuo machine to replace broken original sort... Since then we can't order any capsules. Tried to adjust our subscription, can't do anything except cancel. Talked to online help they said our order is pending. 2 weeks later, still nothing. 🤷
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⚠️Service update - 20 October⚠️
Due to heavy flooding on the railway at Swindon, all lines are blocked. This is affecting services between:
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@GravesSusie @GravesDiggers I feel like we should see a few of the contenders. And tbh if it had been me, I would have sent the face pulling ones regardless.
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@GravesDiggers More like perks of having a wife who does all this stuff but doesn't have a single photo of you not pulling a face so has to resort to an internet search??
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Yep. It's happened. He's officially 60.
Rupert Graves Fans@GravesDiggers
Today's the day! If you'd like to make a small donation to support a great cause and leave a message of appreciation for Rupert on his milestone birthday that would be wonderful and very much appreciated! (I'll be "officially" tweeting it to him later!) justgiving.com/page/rupertgra…
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@_RupertGraves Thanks. He's still living life to the full, but it's hard going. He was first diagnosed when my son was 2. His own father, my grandfather, died of it when I was 2, so we feared history was repeating. But my son is almost 5 now, and my hope is he will have memories of grandpa.
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So sorry to hear that Elf...and your absolutely right. X
Elf_ert@elfbert
@_RupertGraves My dad has incurable prostate cancer. Every event is tinged with the feeling it may be his last. Definitely a ridiculous taboo about getting checked and also GPs should push everyone over 40 to get a baseline PSA blood test done.
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@_RupertGraves My dad has incurable prostate cancer. Every event is tinged with the feeling it may be his last. Definitely a ridiculous taboo about getting checked and also GPs should push everyone over 40 to get a baseline PSA blood test done.
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The wonderful Colin Mcfarlane...I had my check up. Its so easy. Literal life saver. Be good to yourself. twitter.com/ProstateUK/sta…
Prostate Cancer UK@ProstateUK
💙 “That’s my gift to all dads this #FathersDay.” Actor @colinmcfarlane was diagnosed with early-stage prostate cancer in December and has a clear message for men: Know your risk. It takes just 30 seconds to use our online risk checker: bit.ly/3MLXMSm
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@_RupertGraves My son is 4.5 and still at the brutal end.
Mav: Let's play hide and seek!
Me: Ok.
Mav: Hide behind the door!
Me: Ok.
Mav, having counted to ten: Found you!
Me: You told me where to hide...
Mav: No I found you because I could smell your smelly bum!
Charming.
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I was talking to my daughter ...
Me: I need to do my work
Zoë: You love your work more than me
Me: I do not
Zoë: Then why are you hugging your script and not me?
Me: So it doesn't slip out of my hands.
Zoë: ....Like our relationship!
Father struggles.
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@PeopleOfUK This is my favourite. It sounds slightly desperate for us all to understand, with the underlining.
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What's your favourite piece of graffiti? I don't know if mine still exists, but there used to be one saying "Lubię rosół". Which translates as "I like chicken noodle soup". How could you not?
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Help us settle a sandwich filling debate... 🤔
Is this...
👑 Coronation Quorn
👑 Quorn Coronation Chicken
👑 Quornation Chicken
👑 I don't care looks delish
#Coronation #CoronationBigLunch #BankHoliday
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