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@JimieAbiola @MachalaaAgent Are you retarded ? She’s popular because of her dad

@MachalaaAgent Don't be a popular figure, if you don't like attentions, you can't eat your cake and have it.

“Fans started recording Willow Smith during lunch with Jaden Smith and she walked out… because she wasn’t comfortable.🤦🏻‍♂️🤯

@DanielRegha You’re sounding like she made the money in one day

So the CryptoMama lady was able to acquire/build a N700m mansion (in this hard economy) from just Web3 and her academy, or she has other sources of income?

The universe is a time machine and the math on the distance ladder will break your brain. 2,000 light-years gets you Rome. Go to 500 light-years and you're watching the Black Plague consume Europe in real time. At 80 light-years, you catch World War II. At 4.24 light-years, the nearest star system, Alpha Centauri, the light arriving right now left Earth in 2022. Someone there is watching us argue about whether GPT-4 is sentient. Now scale that in the other direction. The Andromeda Galaxy is 2.5 million light-years away. An observer there right now sees Earth before modern humans existed. They're watching early hominids figure out stone tools. They have no idea what's coming. The closest alien civilization is statistically estimated at 33,000 light-years away. They would be watching humans invent agriculture for the first time. Writing hasn't been invented yet. Cities don't exist. From their perspective, we are a species that just figured out how to plant wheat. Here's what makes the physics cruel. To actually see a human-sized object on Earth from just 20 light-years away, you'd need a telescope array roughly 100 million kilometers across. That's more than half the diameter of Earth's orbit around the Sun. To see Rome from 2,000 light-years? The optics required would be larger than our solar system. The light is real. The photons that bounced off Roman soldiers are still traveling outward at 300,000 km/s right now, carrying that information forever. The universe has a perfect recording of every moment in Earth's history, expanding in all directions at the speed of light. The problem was never distance. The problem is that no civilization, no matter how advanced, can build a lens big enough to read it.

@FB_viktor Drake?

Guess who taught Socrates

@Oly4gr8 @SpiricocoNg I thought all the departments in bosso is currently in GK

@SpiricocoNg Come to my fellowship. It's a gathering of students with purpose and fire.

Your church got a flyer for tomorrow’s service? Post it here let’s help someone find a church

@SamuelLJackson That’s a lovely name Happy birthday Zoe

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR BLESSING, ZOE DOVE!!! 🕊️❤️🙏🏾🙏🏾 I LOVE YOU KID. 🎶🎂💕

@dom_lucre The video editor understood the assignment

🔥🚨BREAKING: El Salvador President Nayib Bukele just uploaded this footage showing the world just how dramatic El Salvador’s transformation has been since he became president.

@itzchristunique Some guys de date rubbish o

This gist is crazy!! This girl accused this boy of taking her phone.. She created drama and got people to intervene, they started beating the boy and was about to give him jungle justice.. Some reasonable people among them then asked her to explain how he took her phone, that was when they discovered that she lied.. She was his girlfriend and the phone was the one he bought for her.. she broke up with him so he collected the phone back.. Not only that, he has been spending on her, feeding her and making sure she's comfortable.. But instead of being grateful, she accused him and allowed the angry youth to beat him.. Thank God they didn't do anything drastic to the boy.. What if they had lynched him? And guess what, they didn't touch her afterwards, they just ended everything like that..

@Mrbankstips Something’s are biblical Something’s are doctrinal Satan can be found several places in the bible- it’s biblical But we don’t worship satan

It’s biblical

@Olufemi__james @Chimaforkeeps @realchado This couldn’t be all you’ve got to say…

@Chimaforkeeps @realchado People who go with this narrative actually lack critical thinking.

Two women get married. One becomes the “husband” The other becomes the “wife” Now pause. If you reject the man-woman structure, but then recreate it inside the relationship, what exactly changed? One dresses masculine, leads, protects, proposes, plays the dominant role. The other becomes softer, receptive, “the wife,” the one being led. So the structure is still there. Just different actors. You removed the man… then assigned someone to play him. You removed the woman… then assigned someone to perform her role. That’s the contradiction. If gender roles don’t matter, why recreate them? If masculinity and femininity are irrelevant, why split into them? If equality is the goal, why rebuild opposite poles? You can’t say “there’s no man and woman here” while running the relationship on man-and-woman dynamics. Either the structure was the problem… or it wasn’t. But you can’t reject it and reproduce it at the same time.

@creepydotorg Walahi nobody send their papa

German climate activists stood on melting blocks of ice with ropes around their necks, warning that “time is running out.”

@spek_marshal @yabaleftonline Bro😭💔

@yabaleftonline How much she pay you for this blog? Silliest caption I've seen in 2026 after the girl that praised her punany 🤦🏽‍♂️

CryptoMama, a leading Web3 KOL and founder of Peaches Academy, has just acquired a 7-bedroom luxury mansion in Abuja, sitting on 550 square meters and valued at over ₦700 million. This comes just days after her lavish birthday celebration. Web3 is the new oil money.

@IfeKrawn Nice

@eli_ganth Awnnn…. My babe was craving it😂😂😂

Came out as Buns😭

@AsakyGRN It’s just a car na🥲

The moment Pastor David Ibiyeomie arrives in a Tesla Cyber truck at the University of Port Harcourt for a powerful crusade. 👀

@Freddnova Civil engineering uses helmet too but that egbon de confused

Unrelated.....I'm a mechanical engineering student and we are the only department that makes use of helmet and workshop overall kit. When did computer engineering students start using helmets???????😂💔

@generic_NPC How about for Mac?

My only After Effects tip is that you can have multiple AE projects open if you add -m at the end of the target path in AE properties because I'm not wasting 5min for my files to save, close, open when I just need to check one expression I did in an old project

@Chimaforkeeps How many Jerry can abeg

Sperm donor needed in Lagos, Volunteer must be AA and disease free Pay is 750k.

@0xwale Aswear you no well😂😂💔

day in the life of a banger boy part 14 w/ my crush