Elise. Vaxxed and Masked.

Caleb williams runs the wrong way like 15 yards and then has a killer touchdown. Maybe the timeline will be reset after all. instagram.com/reel/DTqNiaikR…

@beefmeats @netflix I think it was the issue.

@elise81 @netflix Might be your internet connection, not having that issue here

Why does @netflix cut out, then fast forward the game. What is happening over there. #DETvsMIN

@factpostnews Why is he so glitchy

Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"

@Steven_Hyden Can confirm.

Multiple people messaging me about Adam Duritz slipping a “Wristwatch” tease into “Round Here” on the current Counting Crows tour.

@StatisticUrban Isn't not just about X, it's about x kills me.

Unfortunately I now recognize GPT's writing style too well and, if it's not been heavily edited, can usually spot it. And I see it everywhere. Blogs, tweets, news articles, video scripts. Insanely aggravating.

@tylertech When will NC Ecourts stop 502ing?

@franklinisbored Plus, Dorton arena only holds about 7600 people.

Stayed up way too late, but got to watch the #Lions beat the Rams in OT.

@vance_gop @oakland_party You're proud to be paying a corrupt and convicted felon to speak at your event?

I'm proud to announce that Kwame Kilpatrick will be a featured speaker at next Wednesday's @oakland_party Lincoln Day Dinner! Get your tickets here: ocrp.ticketspice.com/132nd-oakland-…

The last four cars at the S. Bloodworth and E. South blew the stop sign. In related news, @ShawUniversity is back in session. Seriously, Shaw. Please remind your students they live in a neighborhood with a lot of pedestrian traffic, and stop signs exist for a reason.

Do we really want Tom Cruise as our LA Olympic Mascot? How much $ did Scientology donate to the IOC? Or LA games?

I love this NBC Olympics promo photo. @KevinHart4real is like 'Hell no' to the French clichés, while @kenanthompson is ready to channel his inner Pierre Escargot and Jean K. Jean with that red beret and croissant.

@SpeakerJohnson I want to retire one day. So, to your logic, I should just retire now?

At this unprecedented juncture in American history, we must be clear about what just happened. The Democrat Party forced the Democrat nominee off the ballot, just over 100 days before the election.   Having invalidated the votes of more than 14 million Americans who selected Joe Biden to be the Democrat nominee for president, the self-proclaimed ‘party of democracy’ has proven exactly the opposite.   The party’s prospects are no better now with Vice President Kamala Harris, who co-owns the disastrous policy failures of the Biden Administration. As second in command and a completely inept border czar, Harris has been a gleeful accomplice — not only in the destruction of American sovereignty, security, and prosperity, but also in the largest political coverup in U.S. history. She has known for as long as anyone of his incapacity to serve.   Regardless of the chaos in the current White House, our adversaries around the globe should be reminded that the U.S. Congress, the U.S. military, and the American people are fully prepared and committed to defend our interests both at home and abroad.   If Joe Biden is not fit to run for President, he is not fit to serve as President. He must resign the office immediately. November 5 cannot arrive soon enough.

@WRALAaron there are like 6 RPD on Ellington St and East South. Maybe y'all are covering it?

@tylertech looks like the Wake County eCourts portal is having an issue.

Every now and then I log into Twitter just to check and then I'm saddened by how it is now, and miss how it was then.

Mark Robinson's batshit crazy ways got me a TikTok violation.

Wtf is George Santos doing at the SOTU address?

@SlauraElise I am happy to report Clare is a Nelly fan and a Cam'ron fan.