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Aww they’re in love 🥹

Grubhub really did them dirty 😔

@HowThingsWork_ @df_urie Bit bulky isn’t it

This father constructed a functional Iron Man suit in his backyard and this was his first display in public. 👏🏼

@Joshstrangehill I just think they’re neat!

Story behind "I says to Mabel" Homer story in Chili ep was so full we had no room for kids B story So when Homer asks them where Marge is, they have nothing going on. What they're doing that moment had to be 100% freestanding Hence, Mabel What's your fav random Simpsons line?

I don’t know what the sun is

Will never forget the look of pure pity on my friend’s face when he suggested we take a trip to Nassau and I thought he meant NASA, as in the Kennedy Space Center in Florida, and said “omg can we go to the rocket garden??” 😔

What’s your go-to comfort Christmas movie?

@sdunnewold Let’s go with yes

Come on in, the water’s fine

her hips literally cannot lie under oath deadline.com/2022/07/shakir…

My dad got a puppy yesterday 😭😭😭

tfw the del taco by your old apartment is a starbucks now 😭

@A_B_Allen Oh I am VERY intrigued by that creepy mask screengrab 😱

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Now with Vitamin R?

@AudraEqualityMc rockandsoleplaice.com 😍

@Katabassist Lol and don’t even start on insurance companies and hearing aids. Most insurance companies consider them “elective” even though people who are hearing impaired usually need them to…hear anything at all? Only 5 states require coverage for adults and HAs are like $3k+ it’s insane

If you want to talk about how casual and everyday ableism is in our society, just look at prescription glasses. 🧵