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@elite_developer
Genius Developer. Web and App developer. Unhinged Witticism.
Lagos Katılım Temmuz 2022
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Hosea after God tells him to marry a prostitute.
𝓟𝓪𝓵𝓼𝓴𝓲⛷️@praisepal_
tweet like someone in the bible:
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@echo_vick Wait a minute?
Na the guy serious project. And I don call am idolo before 😭
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BREAKING NEWS: NDLEA arrests South African 🇿🇦 woman with heroin at Abuja airport
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They want to come here and take our president job.
Allegedly abeg 😂
Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories
BREAKING NEWS: NDLEA arrests South African 🇿🇦 woman with heroin at Abuja airport
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2025 JETOUR Tianshan T1, plug-in hybrid top trim, electric range of 150 km, keyless entry, one-touch start, panoramic sunroof, seat heating. Original condition everything to your door step 35M
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If the truth will kill them, let them die.
blue@bluewmist
does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?
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I wonder what people like Achebe and Adichie saw in their time that made them write beautiful truths like this.
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Today's Entries
Implemented the webhook for the chat feature.
Fixed a messaging bug that allowed artisans to message other artisans.
Elite.dev' 🍂@elite_developer
Alright, I touched some code today. Worked on the activity section, Clients can approve and reject job applications to their job posts. What else? I do not remember...
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Make your payment now!🫵🏾🗜️
B¹G ZIM@XcessCars
Distress sales Toks 2014 Toyota Camry Sport. 2026 Entry. Price: 12.5m
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Approximately ₦150–₦200 million was completely wasted few days ago
If you had told them from the beginning that the project would eventually cost about ₦400 million, they probably would have called you a thief.
Today, the result speaks for itself.
The money lost through mistakes, demolition, and rework could have built an entire three-storey building.
No matter how educated you are, always allow a qualified structural engineer to handle the structural aspects of your building.
Education is valuable, but it does not replace professional training. Unless you are trained in building design and construction, don't assume you can make structural decisions.
You're a Dr, Prof in other fields of study does not mean you can champion or design the engineering of buildings by predictions, assumptions
In construction, confidence doesn't replace competence. One wrong decision can cost hundreds of millions of naira.
It's cheaper to learn from the mistakes of others than you learning it yourself in a hard way
© WilliamOs
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@stanlee0nX @shredwithQpid Guy na you carry this thing come my timeline 🤢
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@shredwithQpid Can’t even like this tweet, I feel gay
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Lmfao what the actual fuck?
dav³@fgsdav3
while waiting for the right girl, spend time with your bro. life is short
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See as she worwor, God go take am soon
Dave💊@gustavoinsol
Nigerian girls are inhuman why will you bill someone that’s on a sick bed
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Any small thing chudai, wataa, mommy, boobs, sex..... Y'all no dey preach for this app????
𝐑𝐞𝐱𝐱𝐢𝐞@RealRexxie
Una too dey make person horny for this app 🤦🏾♂️
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@mezieska I wonder what damage typing Yahoo fully would have done to you.
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Might look cringe at first but this has to happen at a 10 year stretch if you know the damage yh did to owerri for long
Alex Onyia@winexviv
Don-Anele Munachimso and Egejurum Onyedikachi were received like kings yesterday in Owerri. They returned home with two gold medals from the International STEM Olympiad Grand Finale in Rome. Together, they are the world's best in Mathematics in the Primary and Senior categories. Don-Anele Munachimso is also the world's best in Science (Senior Category). This is what excellence looks like. These children are not just champions; they are proof that Nigerian children can stand shoulder to shoulder with the very best in the world when given the opportunity. They are stars today. The world will celebrate them even more tomorrow. This is not the peak. This is just the beginning of greatness.
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@elite_developer A real-time chat-based trivia competition. Still a work in progress, built primarily to sharpen my frontend development skills.
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