eljay

Life's tough ... it's tougher if you're stupid. John Wayne.

Oh my ... won a chicken.

My Goodness, and a meat draw too.

@hardspiral This (RT) is better than stealing them ... you still get blamed.

You can steal my tweets. I don’t care. I don’t own them or anything. Just be prepared for nobody to like them if you do

Fun fact: I like bad bitches and that’s my fucking problem

When all else fails, log out and go find a unicorn to ride.

According to the latest Gallup poll, Donald Trump is a piece of shit.

I wish I loved anything as much as old people love falling for scams.

@SoullyIsStoned Too late ... now you gotta block me 🤣

Dude if your profile pic is your license pic I promise you I’m not following you back

I can’t read your stupid ass ghetto slang written tweets, my internal monologue can’t stoop to such stupidity and lameness.

Happy Friday folks. Got some coffee, and got some things to do ... happy hour is in sight though. Be bigger be better be kinder ♡♡♡ Help someone up ... who is down. Its good for your heart ♡ love.

One thing great about me is you will never need to use 2 hands.

I don’t know which dude needs to hear this, but she doesn’t wanna see your dick

I took a screenshot of the new emojis to show a friend who couldn’t see them yet and it got flagged as sensitive content 🙄 there are literal cum shots all over this place, but please, let’s blur the emojis. Keep up the good work X.

If you need me, I’ll be alphabetizing my emotions.

Tell people the truth. They hate that

I had a crush on you oomf. But not anymore.

ate ... 5 fish tacos, a bowl of rice, and refried beans plus an Jarritos cola ... about it. Now I am fiuckin tired.

@cutiemcfly007 @GiniferL Thats okay if you were the class of '22 🙄

@eljaychase @GiniferL Thats a really good idea, I have clothes from high school still hanging around. 😆

I wish I had it in me to get rid of at least half the clothes I own. I could at least get rid of shit that still has the price tag on it after 4 years.

@GiniferL @cutiemcfly007 I turn the hangers around, and whatever didnt get worn over the season (hangers still turned) ... goes in the donate pile. Its a start. Your practical reply guy.

@cutiemcfly007 I’ve don’t even know where to start