El jefe

I did try to tell you all. The boss 👌

@caerau10 @theracehorseguy You cant see what beats TNL? Thicko

@theracehorseguy Always a concern after a chelt run, but can’t see what beats it if he turns up Same with TNL Like tizzards in the bumper, form with the fav and will have come on a tonne for the debut

Horse racing fans let’s hear it from you Aintree day 1, is Lulamba a banker or blowout?⬇️

@samuel_leeds Bet you’d turn up at A and E though ye tight cunt

In the UK, my salary is £12.5K per year. It’s mad when I post this online. Everyone instantly rushes to the comments and accuses me of being a tax evader. They think it’s an unethical, horrible thing that I structure my income in a tax-efficient way. As if taking a lower salary and then being paid via “dividends” is evil. As if me refinancing a couple of my properties each year to take out hundreds of thousands in “equity” tax-free is a sin. No, it’s not criminal. It simply highlights the lack of education in how the rich design the tax system to help themselves win. Nothing I do is “illegal”; it’s all fully double-checked and signed off by our trusted accountant.

@JeffersUtd @markgoldbridge Get ye ma on a bus ye tit. #Spunkbus

@markgoldbridge He needs to be on a bus to Old Trafford - would be a great singing for the squad.

Garner needs to be on the plane to the World Cup.

@ThemeParkWW From a gullivers world fan, you need to stop bein a gimp

As a life long Alton Towers fan, I’ve never felt so disappointed in the park. It really is disheartening to see the place you love, fall so far behind. Everything from the ride availability to the staggered openings is affecting the guest experience massively.

@wwfc_c Everton 9 league titles Spurs 2

Each club in England ranked on size, each tier is ordered, apart from the clubs in tiny.

If we do have to sell Anderson, I’d definitely want Garner back #nffc

@racingblogger Pity you didnt whip this out bloggsy. Would av shut the fat cunt right up

Leaving Dublin a wounded man 😭😭😭

This election was a victory for sectarian voting and cheating. Matt Goodwin was a great candidate for us. Roll on the elections on May 7th. It will be goodbye Starmer and goodbye to the Tory party.

@InTheGermansNet Ye only a brownie ye ming

@OllieHolt22 Uve changed ye tune ye little cunt ye

First time at Everton’s Hill Dickinson Stadium. Incredibly impressed with it. Beautifully designed, spectacular location, brilliant facilities

@MHS35406 @daviddownie17 Gimp

@daviddownie17 Yer I do that with my mates on WhatsApp and in person. Twitter is for banter with opponents.

@MHS35406 what’s the obsession with Everton mate?

@CPFC_Cal @LukaCPFC_ Ud be toxic watching us. Then again, ud need them retinas to work ye blind cunt ye

@LukaCPFC_ That coming from possibly the most toxic fanbase in the country is insane

“We look after them” your entire fanbase was celebrating as if world peace had been achieved when he was leaving.

@LucyTCWife Hooves

Happy weekend my favourite far right hooligans. Have a fabulous couple of days because it will soon be Monday again 😘😘 Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!!

@GiuliaBould @gimpsey26 @prehmuk If you were in charge of the bbc and someone couldn’t pronounce names correctly, im sure you would have no hesitation in getting rid. The fellas not good enough and can’t get basic names right. Unprofessional. Don’t let bias get in the way of the truth tho eh

@gimpsey26 @prehmuk For the record I voted Rossie. I don't campaign to be taken people's jobs off them

Seen lots of debate on this so:-

The booing p/90 from Everton fans is unmatched. They are the 2008/09 Barcelona of booing

@GreekMancunian @AndyBurnhamGM But you’d trust keef ✊

@AndyBurnhamGM Get on with the job you were elected to do here Andy and stop undermining the Govt - and given the way you’ve behaved with your game playing, you have some front whining about the LP. I am just a grass roots member, but I woudn’t trust you as far as I could throw you.

I am disappointed by today’s NEC decision and concerned about its potential impact on the important elections ahead of us. To whoever is Labour’s candidate and to our members in Manchester and Tameside: you will have my full support and I will be there whenever you need me. 1/2

@bradburn2002 @charles_stevo Calm down jeff bezos

@charles_stevo Give him what he wants

Mateta wants £5m/yr salary and four year contract.

@Dantes_puppet @RobGutmann Ynwa

@RobGutmann The big thing is Alonso is available. If we can get him, then I think we should make the change. I like Slot, but for whatever reason, he can't turn this around.

Losing count of who I’m sacking tonight. Me, first and foremost.

@footyawayday Fuckin whoppers them

These Liverpool fans have gone all out on their 7:25am train to Bournemouth today. Some spread that! 🥂🔴 #lfc

@iamtomskinner @I_amMukhtar Full of shit tho rnt ye. Grifter

@I_amMukhtar How many nights a week do you lay up thinking about me 😂😂😂 Keep going bro. I love that you stand up for what you believe in. I do the same. Big love. Bosh❤️

Thomas Skinner used to post long ChatGPT paragraphs about how he's not political, and he's just a normal guy grafting.