Ellie Pitchforth

Realising I have no life from my BeReal being the same every. single. day.

1 x Ndubz ticket for Newcastle, 3rd December 2022. £40 #ndubz #ndubzticket

@Laura_Benecke E1C

D6A

@Laura_Benecke I went to sleep at a reasonable time🙌🏼😂

I started reading a book and actually finished it - something I've not done in years 🥰

@Laura_Benecke @ladbible @x_adrianna_x @JckBrwn_ Fucked it🙄😂

@ladbible @x_adrianna_x @elliepitchforth @JckBrwn_ Life I reckon 🤦‍♀️😂

What length of sentence would you get if your WhatsApp messages were looked at?

@Laura_Benecke 😳😳 genuinely think this house is haunted as it is😩😂

@elliepitchforth Plot twist; its a ghost, not your neighbour 👻😂

@x_adrianna_x 😂😂 has to *bump* all over again🙈

@x_adrianna_x 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

@boohoo @dollive_leah ❤️#boohooBlueMonday

@ the person that always puts a smile back on your face #boohooBlueMonday 💸

@Laura_Benecke Sambucca and dark rum🤢

Malibu and tequila 😷

@Laura_Benecke @che_Mcsorley @x_adrianna_x Get me round that pool😭😍

@che_Mcsorley Replace the chicken wing with crisps and the champagne with anything alcoholic and you've got Portugal @x_adrianna_x @elliepitchforth 🙌😂

I think I need to learn to understand this...

@SkyNews @murk_dj @Laura_Benecke @x_adrianna_x 😭

Icy weather has left residents in Ukraine struggling to stay upright - and one patch proved particularly challenging 😨❄️ Watch more videos from Sky News: trib.al/r1X9NEJ

@Missguided @Laura_Benecke

Your 3rd @ has to bring you this breakfast in the morning.. 🙌😍 #missguided #inspo

@x_adrianna_x @Jooooordie @Laura_Benecke Deffoooooo!!!!

Yall I can’t wait to play this 🤣

@Laura_Benecke @x_adrianna_x @gals86 😂😂😂😂

@x_adrianna_x @gals86 @elliepitchforth Switch him off and back on again he'll be right 😂

Suicide figures are up 200% since lockdown. Could 2 friends please copy and re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. 💜 Call 116 123 (Samaritans UK) Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet.

you broke that bond not me