Elliot

Still lazy after all these years

Whenever I hear that @KALIUCHIS song and change the lyrics to 🎶 I just wanna get high with my Glover

@NostalgiaFolder Somehow I know this is one of those “it’s actually the healthiest shampoo” brands

L'Oréal Kids shampoo

@PopCrave If their lifestyle isn’t poor & unknown then that family is a bunch of posers

Cameron Diaz & Benji Madden have welcomed their third child, Nautas Madden.

@cornbreadcowboi I actually moved away from the suburbs because it was cheaper to rent in the city, but I know that all can depend on the area

It blows my mind how much rent is and even more so that people pay that. I’m talking about the folks who pay 2-3k a month and live in the city. Is it worth it ? I moved from the city and it cut my rent in half. I think about moving back but I just can’t justify it even if it’s in my budget ..

@RetroNewsNow Gen Z will get the haircut but don’t have the guts to wear the pajama jeans

1991 Sears Catalog

Sometimes coffee gives you that fresh messy poop that seems like it wasn’t quite ready to leave the ass

@nazzobetweeting Cup of ice from a gas station and one of those fancy canned cold brews from Whole Foods

where should i get an iced coffee from this morning ? (pretend it’s not already afternoon, im still in bed so its morning for me)

@nypost Angry about 67? This coach would’ve lost his mind if he heard the horrible jokes we made in the early 2000’s 😂

'Mild-mannered' high-school coach allegedly slaps student in face over 'six-seven' joke trib.al/pAF3FBB

@TheCinesthetic Dork probably saw Whiplash and wanted to cosplay as the teacher

Lena Dunham says Adam Driver could be intense to work with on Girls. After she forgot her lines during a scene, she says Driver hurled a chair at the wall and yelled: “FCKING SAY SOMETHING… WAKE THE FCK UP.”

@DiscussingFilm Is this a list of power metal bands

Current 2027 IMAX release slate includes: • Sonic 4 • Shrek 5 • Frozen 3 • Minecraft 2 • The Mummy • Panic Carefully • Legend of Zelda • Man of Tomorrow • The Batman Part 2 • Star Wars: Starfighter • Avengers: Secret Wars • Beyond the Spider-Verse • The Thomas Crown Affair • Godzilla x Kong: Supernova • How to Train Your Dragon 2 • Children of Blood and Bone • Star Wars 50th Anniversary

@InternetH0F The stuffed Jeeves in a sketchy retirement home where the burgers are made from horse meat

Ask Jeeves has officially shut down on May 1, 2026, ending its 25-year run

@nostalgia_mp4 They really wanted us to fight dinosaurs in the late 90’s

CAPCOM’s Dino Crisis (1999)

@gembabezxxx “My ex was funnier than you.”

give me suggestions on what to say to make this guy cry ☺️

@nazzobetweeting It has a bathroom attendant that just says “Ay, I’m tryin to watch the Rangers game! Get your own freakin paypa towel.”

pooping in the brooklyn public library after downing a whole milk latte. AMA

Saturday morning at 2:54 AM bored face

Actors can now be nominated twice in the same category for separate films at the Oscars.

@KTLA Expect more human encounters -the Bear News Account

Wildlife officials say warming temperatures and low snowpack are sending bears out of hibernation and closer to communities. ktla.com/news/californi…

Casper is a meth addict in this one

imagine being mad at me and I’m just sitting over here eating those mysterious strawberry candies you only find at your grandmother’s house

@F0ODHub Kirin Light

What drink goes best with this?