Elliott

@Watch_LFC He’s nowhere near good enough to replace Salah - too slow for the wing that’s why he’s been moved on. Great kid, attitude etc. but not of the right quality unfortunately!

I just realised. Harvey Elliott returns to Liverpool in the summer, and the RW position is open. If we can persuade him to stay and fight for it then he saves us a bit of money.

@PaulTassi @DestinLegarie Ha thank fuck for that - been redecorating the living room and was dreading that fight once I connected back up again! The first 2 parts were a slog!!

@DestinLegarie yes. He's been nerfed twice now since I fought him

I beat the Crimson Desert reed devil boss on my first try. Was he harder pre-patch?

@MayerObi44281 @JamieIrishRed Right by manny airport. Yeah.

@elliott______ @JamieIrishRed Cheshire then

@everymovieplug 7/10. Rounded it all off but wasn’t really needed. Still good though, you forget how good Tim Roth is , so that was a nice reminder!

If you’ve watched, gracefully rate it out of 10.

Shite that

Liverpool FC is appalled and disgusted by the vile and abhorrent racist abuse directed at Ibrahima Konaté on social media.

@PotterWorldW Killed it in the audiobook - so much funnier than I thought he could be!

**RUMOUR** According to an insider leak, Kit Harington is currently being considered for the role of Gilderoy Lockhart in the HBO series.

@PaulTassi @neugassh There are like 5/6 sub-60 scores on Metacritic - omit them and it's in the 80's again - wouldn't mind so much but those who seem to have reviewed negatively (to a degree) it's because they've not played enough or find it tedious and not their type of game (why review it then!?)

@neugassh wrong it's a 70-100 scale and if you get in the 60s your company goes out of business

This is the state of the industry, which shows why publishers are obsessed with metacritic scores and why a 78 is “bad”

Proper bunch of fannies these lot.

Man City when another club gets fined before they do:

@GregBaldwinIroh Butter your toast (with actual butter). If you’re feeling fancy grate some cheddar cheese on top of the toast but beneath the beans.

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?

@talkingj3ss *football

im gonna be the first man to play soccer in 1403 bohemia

@_DIGB Explains why he won fuck all last night as well. Another victim of the Spice Boy curse.

Looks like he’s about to play for Liverpool in the 1996 FA Cup Final

As much as I hate to say it, nothing is improving, the style is abject, think it’s time for him to go before we completely fuck it. Thanks for last year Arne but this is shite.

Bunch of fannys. Gutless, fannys.

Been coming for the last hour that. Useless twats.

He’s done it again!!

Does he fancy playing?

@paul_grech Loved the kit, hated the footy. Grim watching that final - one of my first clear footy memories that and the fist time I felt truly crushed by how shite we were against United.

I'm not sure that those of us who actually lived through the mid-90s are as nostalgic about the kit of that era as those running Liverpool's commercial department are.