elloise naidoo

I like it!!

@StarWarsDaily_ Han Solo

Who's your favorite Star Wars character?

@sleendeel 😂

“Age” not “edge” wena.

This 👇🏽

@sboshmafu How did the crocodile die?

One day you’re dealing with a house break in and the next you’re dangling from a helicopter with a dead crocodile after it ate a man… what is SAPS, what is South Africa 😭

The most educated First Lady in the history of the United States is a Black woman with Ivy League degrees from Princeton and Harvard, married to an Ivy League lawyer. The least educated is a pr*stitute, married to a ped*phile. Which one do you support?

@catsareblessing Did the guy hit the cat???

Cats really looked at your entire schedule and said "how can I make this harder"

Meet Londy Ngcobo, she is the first woman in Africa to steer and control a ship 🛳️ Let's celebrate her 💃🏽❤️💯

A fiery speech by South Africa's🇿🇦 EFF leader Julius Malema, over xenophobic attacks targeting foreign nationals. “You say Zimbabweans take your jobs. Nigerians take your jobs. You march, close shops and beat up people. Tell us after doing that how many jobs have you created, by beating up these Nigerians, Zimbabweans and Ghanaians? You beat people because they took your jobs. You close a shop that hires people. How many have you created after beating and chasing them? Unskilled men, with no skills, none whatsoever, say somebody took away their jobs. I don't want your votes if you behave like that. Take them away. Pushing out of school an African child that looks like you, I will never do that. You can take your votes. Make me die with my conscience very clearly. I will never refuse a pregnant woman of African descent to give birth in the clinics of South Africa. Never!”

A study found that a woman’s attraction to a man’s face varies with her menstrual cycle. Ovulating women prefer rugged, masculine features, while menstruating or menopausal women are drawn to a man with duct tape over his mouth.

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@Simi_2210_ 3

This question separates smart from smarter Solve this if you're legend

I just heard someone on TikTok say "this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. And that's why no one is dating." and she was right.

American shooters when the targets aren’t schoolchildren.

The first US President to survive three assassination attempts. FYI: all were staged.

The 'farmers' fled to America and crop yields immediately went up

The best way to find typos is to reread the draft you’ve already circulated.

@ClaudetteGGibs1 Go elephants!!

Ernie Dosio trampled to death by herd of elephants in Sputh Africa. Another win for the elephants.

BREAKING:🌟🚨China is inviting All countries to join south africa's genocide case against Israel.

notice how "fatherless", "single mother" and "daddy issues" are used as insults towards women but they're all examples of a man's failure